Top Ten Reasons To Buy Me Chocolate:

10- It's good.
9- I love chocolate.
8- The way to my heart is through chocolate.
7- It's a good way to distract me.
6- If I'm eating chocolate I'm too focused on the chocolate to cause chaos.
4- If you give me chocolate I will love you forever.
3- I'm much more interesting after I've had loads of chocolate.
2- Karma will repay you.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO BUY ME CHOCOLATE:
1- I won't eat you if you do.