Top 10 Reasons to Hate Today's Pop Culture:
10.)First off, choreagraphed dancing in 'dah streetz' makes you more white than ever. I went there, G Homes.
rofl
9.)Only Billy Ray Cyrus could name his daughter 'Miley', THEN encourage her to go in a show where she's named after one of the most boring states in the U.S.
why would anyone do that to their kid? i almost feel bad for her. but then i remember she's miley cyrus, and i get over it.
8.)Somewhere along the lines, twelve-year-old girls with nasally voices was interpreted to be a plus.
those 12 year old girls annoy the crap outta me.
7.)Barbie movies WON'T DIE!!!!! GROWR!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!!!1!!
let me get my shotgun. *goes searching for shotgun* i'll kill 'em! ^.^
6.)Those VERY revealing pictures Miley Cyrus took weren't just popularity shots, they were...... uh..... BLAME THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!
exactly.
5.)Disney channel has been known to cause convulsions and traumatic seizures to those above the age of seven.
don't watch disney channel kids. it's worse than weed.
4.)Remember kids, the best lessons in life are from vampire romance books.
don't even get me started on that.
3.)'Zach Efron'? More like 'Zach, what the F is wrong with you?!'
i repeat, exactly.
2.)Thank goodness High School Musical ended at 'Senior Year'.
once again, exactly.
1.)New Moon tickets are already sold out. It airs late next month. Excuse me while I cry.
i know, right? it's ridiculous.
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