In The Spirit Of "The Late Show": TOP TEN!

[pialpha]

Hmmm...after reading this, I realize I have not changed my avvy since the day I joined the forums.

Me too...................

[trogdor1316]

10 Things About The OT That Are Starting To **** Me Off

10. If I see another thread tagged with Knuckles, I'm gonna go completely ApeShatner.

9. The incredible growth in stupidity from certain posters over the last few days.

8. Why are there NEVER ANY EFFING MODS ONLINE!?!?!?!?

7. Poll: Meat Loaf With Brown Sugar. Really? It's STILL open?!? And yet...

6. ...The spam thread is dead already? How in the hell does that work out?

5. I'm getting great conversation, yeah...in the introduction thread?

4. Everyone is crying about the "state of the offtopic," yet NOBODY KNOWS WTF TO DO!

3. The last five threads I've seen here are on the verge of being suffocated by spam.

2. I haven't talked to anyone entertaing in what feels like weeks, unless you count trying not to kill yourself as entertaining.

And finally...You know what really grinds my gears about these forums?

1. One word: SPAMMMMMMMAGKJSHFDGLADBVAIEHJDBGJLABNLFHWEOPIGHDLK

[Lord Arumen]

Well I have a feeling some new mods will rise soon to fill the void left by our old, beloved, and not so frequently on, mods.

[Wildor]

Top Ten Signs The Nobel Prize People Have Gone Off The Deep End


10- They wanted to give the chemistry prize to the guy who invented the toy stove with the electric bulb.

9- They can't figure out who in the band is the one actually called Jethro Tull.

8- One is still waiting for the "talent competition" for his final vote on the economics prize.

7- Another is still asking for proof Obama really sold all those cookies...

6- Still another awarded himself the literature prize for finally finding Waldo.

5- Physics prize to go to the Whammo company for the entire body of it's "oeuvres".

4- I'm just now getting confirmation those guys organized the Evony Queen Contest.

3- Seriously considering a posthumous, special recognition of Jesus of Nazareth for all those great stories.

2- Mathematics prize to be given to Rain-Man.



And the number one sign the Nobel Prize People Have Gone Off The Deep End:





1- Last year, one of them shaved all her hair, kicked a papparrazzi in the gonads and made a fool of herself at the Grammys.

[CandleLite]

top ten reasons not to stay up as late as candle

10. what is there to do at that time anyway
9. why are we awake again?
8. the alarm clock is going off in 4h and not to tell you its time for bed
7. there isnt anywere to eat
6. even the bars are closed
5. only security ppl are "a wake" at that time
4. no one will fix you breakfast at 11
3. where did i leave my pillow?
2. this list makes no sense, why are you reading it?
1. one of us has to sleep and you know it wont be me

[StormSurge]

Me too...................

You used the Billy Mays avatar, and the "Demon's funeral" avatar.

[NotArumen]

Top Ten Signs the Forum has died

(Once these are met the forum is officially dead)

10. Angry Mod Bombs forum again
9. Drizztix creates a topic that doesn't have to do with his personal life
8. Wildor stops chasing women
7. Arumen gets banned
6. Milo can't think of something to say
5. Candlelite capitalizes her "I" 's
4. Elsworth stops coming back
3. Pi stops being.... Pi
2. I can actually make a list containing 10 points
1. The bar closes down

Numbers 7 and 10 have been fufilled

[TheEclipse]

well, we're screwed

[Wildor]

Numbers 7 and 10 have been fufilled

Number 4 also in my thinking. But you all have quite a few years to see number 8 come to pass!!

[Wildor]

Top Ten Secret Not So Great Things About Being A Mod Finally Revealed!


10- I couldn't borrow FB's Gothic Gown anymore. Valkirah's torn it beyond repair!

9- You get to find out things about retired Mods... For example, I was given Logrus's old office and found there a giant, life size poster of Orlando Bloom on the wall.

8- You get to find out things about current Mods too... Abstract Angel is a HUGE Twilight fan. She even got some fake teeth on all the time.

7- No discount on mail order brides, contrary to what a certain Super-Mod had lead me to believe.

6-If you're ever in the same room with him, for the love of God don't EVER let Arumen take of his shoes. Specially if the windows are closed.

5- Now that I think of it, I sent Bickyz to get a "sky-hook" the other day as a little joke, and none of us has seen him since. If you come across him, tell him I was kidding, will you...

4- Alusair is sweet and all but... those dreadlocks... . You remember Bob Marley? Well that guy was bald compared to her!

3- I never got to have Arianna as private secretary, contrary to what a certain Super-Mod had lead me to believe.

2- The fabled Mod Tavern? You folks don't want to know what happens in there... I'll just say this: alcohol and International Politics professors are a sorry combination. Very sorry indeed...


And the number one Secret Not So Great Thing About Being A Mod Finally Revealed:



1- Dawnseeker and FaMINe are one!






Sorry for the double post. I had to do it.