In The Spirit Of "The Late Show": TOP TEN!

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Top Ten Signs The Nobel Prize People Have Gone Off The Deep End


10- They wanted to give the chemistry prize to the guy who invented the toy stove with the electric bulb.

9- They can't figure out who in the band is the one actually called Jethro Tull.

8- One is still waiting for the "talent competition" for his final vote on the economics prize.

7- Another is still asking for proof Obama really sold all those cookies...

6- Still another awarded himself the literature prize for finally finding Waldo.

5- Physics prize to go to the Whammo company for the entire body of it's "oeuvres".

4- I'm just now getting confirmation those guys organized the Evony Queen Contest.

3- Seriously considering a posthumous, special recognition of Jesus of Nazareth for all those great stories.

2- Mathematics prize to be given to Rain-Man.



And the number one sign the Nobel Prize People Have Gone Off The Deep End:





1- Last year, one of them shaved all her hair, kicked a papparrazzi in the gonads and made a fool of herself at the Grammys.