yes in fact make a top ten![]()
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT VALKIRAH
10) The mods call him a "teddy bear" not because of his personality, but because...well...he's the kind of guy who is always wearing a sweater, even when he's shirtless, if you catch my drift.
9) He screams like a girl when he sees spiders.
8) He named his banhammer "Claudia" and we keep catching him whispering to it in the corner.
7) That ongoing joke about me stalking Dawnseeker? Pure distraction so nobody will know it is really Valkirah doing the stalking.
6) Wears a size 13 extra wide in high heels.
5) Leaves the toilet seat up in the executive bathroom. Ugh.
4) His ringtone is "I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher.
3) He sings along to it every time his phone rings.
2) Two words: sheer pantyhose
And the number one thing you didn't know about Valkirah.....
1) Before logging in to work each day, he puts on a plastic viking helmet, false beard, and a pair of wings just to "get in the mood".
rivers catch on fire!!!?? wow
OOOOooooh! I didn't know Reps were fair game....
*rubs hands*
He-he-he-he-heeeehhhh...
Oh and... good work F.B.!!
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