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Thread: In The Spirit Of "The Late Show": TOP TEN!

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    Top Ten Improvements Developed By The Evony Team For Age 2.



    10- Soothing muzak and complimentary magazines during lag.

    9- To cut down on over use and spamming, world chat to be replaced with smoke signals.

    8- Incredibly realistic upgrade to the Inn includes a "Come play my Lord" room on the third floor.

    7- Barbarians are out. They're bringing in Godzilla.

    6- Market to feature a "10 items or less" check-out.

    5- New heros to include Ted "the Battle Minstrel" Nugent.

    4- When you least expect it, a surprise, server wide challenge entitled: The Black Death- Let's See You Get Out Of That One!!

    3- At level 5 in the Academy, research of "printing press" grants you an automatic subscription to the ENQUIRER.

    2- INQUISITIONS!!!!!!


    And the number 1 improvement developed by the Evony team for age 2...

    1- New goodwill gesture in the works whereas if all servers go down for 24 hours, we all get adopted by Madonna!
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    Hysterical!!!!! I love this.

    Top Ten Best Things About Being a Super-Mod!

    10) Some people might actually mistake you for a supermodel. (Hey, it could happen!)
    9) A bigger banhammer
    8) More respect from trolls and spammers...now they say "Bite me! er...I mean, bite me, ma'am!"
    7) Ability to ban the spambots faster than Logrus
    6) Keycard for the liason's poker room.
    5) Two words: executive bathroom
    4) Every day is "Casual Friday"
    3) A whole 1000 spots in my pm box, leaving me usually up to 3 open spots at any given time.
    2) PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and the number one best thing about being a supermod is....

    1) Hiring bonus from Evony Admin=Dawnseeker's phone number.
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    A double-post from a Super Mod? For shame!

    Hehe, joking.

    EDIT: Curses, you edited too fast.

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    What double post? I don't see a double post.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyBunny View Post
    Hysterical!!!!! I love this.

    Top Ten Best Things About Being a Super-Mod!

    10) Some people might actually mistake you for a supermodel. (Hey, it could happen!)
    9) A bigger banhammer
    8) More respect from trolls and spammers...now they say "Bite me! er...I mean, bite me, ma'am!"
    7) Ability to ban the spambots faster than Logrus
    6) Keycard for the liason's poker room.
    5) Two words: executive bathroom
    4) Every day is "Casual Friday"
    3) A whole 1000 spots in my pm box, leaving me usually up to 3 open spots at any given time.
    2) PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and the number one best thing about being a supermod is....

    1) Hiring bonus from Evony Admin=Dawnseeker's phone number.

    BRAVO!!! I can see I have competition.

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    Drizz's top 10 Reasons to be Drizz!!!!

    10. Yorue Impervoius to the efctes of alcohl!
    9. Your given respect and people pretend to care what youre talking about even when you know secretly they dont give a fk about swords!
    8. you got a real life girlfriend .. albeit she is super hyperactive and always trying to help with things she shouldnt.
    7. women always flock to you... because they dig your lvl 10 walls!
    6. you got a puppy.. that looks like a bunny but is a puppy!
    5. Arianna said she will keep you around as her rebound!
    4. you are impervious to infractions!
    3. Your bed has black flowers on it which is scretely the only weakness whiterose posses..
    2. you are a master at street fighter 4! Which Blanket thinks is HOT!
    1. YOU GOTS BOOBS!

    my alcohol prevented me from proof reading this effectily and therfor i have no affialition w/ the mods on those post thus im impervious to all infractions and poses a FOXYBUNNY IS MY FRIEND waiver k thxn by now
    I have severe ADHD, Dyslexia, and I'm easily distracted by shiny th... HolySmokes A SPORK!

    Evony's Local Unicorn Supporter

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    Roses Top Ten Reason NOT To Be Drizz!!!!

    10-Nah
    9-Nah
    8-Nah =/
    7-Nah
    6-Vroom
    5-Nah=/
    4-Nah
    3-Nah
    2-And yeah...so..
    1-You wouldn't want to wear that big fat, flat bread on yor head =/


    Heehee *hides*

    Top Ten Reasons For A Teen To Be Single


    10- Don't have to share cookies with 'im!
    9- You wouldn't have to deal with his friends... especially if them boys are jerks.
    8- You definitely wouldn't have to do his homework for sor!
    7- Heehee, you don't have to worry about buying gifts for your boyfriends! Think about how much money you would save each year!
    6- You don't have to deal with his ex or ex-ex or even ex-ex-ex... gosh, them ex's are pain in the butts sometimes, especially those ones who wants to steal him back. Gr.
    5- You don't have to deal with your boyfriend's crap and whiny crap and jealousy crap.
    4- You can talk to your girl friends about all the cute boys you've seen and/or talked to...without feeling guilty about having a boyfriend and not talking about him at all. Blah.
    3- You don't have to have an overprotected boyfriend clinging on you so much that you want to rip your hair out.
    2- You can flirt more and play safe!
    1- To avoid being hurt.

    Haha, just random top tens... don't mind me at all.
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    lol rose, i like you BF list. its funny

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    Thank you, Candle. You can tell that I iz bored and out of it. Heehe!

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    someone should do one on icecream

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