In The Spirit Of "The Late Show": TOP TEN!

[Wildor]

Top Ten Reasons NOT To Date A Girl Of Evony



10- Some kid in here told me they've got cooties!

9- When you get there to pick them up, there's Valkirah sitting on the porch, cleaning his hunting rifle, his eyes never leaving your face...

8- You've managed a great buildup, you're warriors are ready to pounce, you're past the twin mountains and have reached her main city, you're battering ram wants to leap into action!... and her gates are closed!!!

7- One of 'em laughed at my brand new white gym socks.

6- Listen. I know she's beautiful and she's got that great "cool girl" act going in here, but RAINEGIRL's nickname on another site is "The Sanguinarian"! And she's a MOD in here!! Shouldn't that be a clue or something???

5- Those sexy Gothic Gowns? They won't let you wear them.

4- Boy! There's some crazy fetishes out there. You know that gooey yellow stuff they put on pop-corn at the movies? Highly combustible!

3- You pay for the wine and food. You pay for the movie. You try your damnedest to remember those long ago dancing lessons. You even fetch her purse like a well trained dog!... and all you get is one lousy rep point for " being a gentleman".

2- I maintain that manacles should be restricted to law-enforcement!


And the number one reason NOT to date a girl of Evony:


1- FORGET IT!!! THEY'RE ALL HOT FOR DRIZZ!