In The Spirit Of "The Late Show": TOP TEN!

**revo of troy** · 09-13-2009, 08:52 AM

top 10 reasons to love ice cream

10. Ice cream is puissant
9.you scream i scream we all scream for ice cream
8.it picks you up when you are sad by the power of love...and salt
7. criminals fear it
6. ice cream was made when chuck norris threw a cow into antartica
5.if terrorists had more ice cream they wouldn't want to blow themselves up jeez all they need is a little sugary delight
4.there are more flavors of ice cream than colors of the rainbow
3.everytime you walk through a grocery store and don't buy ice cream happiness dies a little
2.it is a guilty pleasure of CAPTIAN PLANET
and last but not least

1.the ice cream mobile is the only safe stranger handing out goodys

**~~CandleLite~~** · 09-13-2009, 03:24 PM

grr to the rep macheen telling me no!!! you so deserve rep for that one

**Edu** · 09-13-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by FoxyBunny

Hysterical!!!!! I love this.

Top Ten Best Things About Being a Super-Mod!

10) Some people might actually mistake you for a supermodel. (Hey, it could happen!)
9) A bigger banhammer
8) More respect from trolls and spammers...now they say "Bite me! er...I mean, bite me, ma'am!"
7) Ability to ban the spambots faster than Logrus
6) Keycard for the liason's poker room.
5) Two words: executive bathroom
4) Every day is "Casual Friday"
3) A whole 1000 spots in my pm box, leaving me usually up to 3 open spots at any given time.
2) PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the number one best thing about being a supermod is....

1) Hiring bonus from Evony Admin=Dawnseeker's phone number.

You've forgotten a reason....

**KOOPS95** · 09-13-2009, 03:50 PM

Top 10 Things KOOPS95 Would Say on the Phone:

10.) No no no, fail with a 'ph', not an 'f'!
9.) Where you gonna' drop off the goods?
8.) Hi, can I have a Pumpkin pie, peach pie, onion pie, toenail pie, watermelon pie, ribroast pie, molerat pie.....
7.) If you want the cake to have vanilla frosting, you're gonna have to get a new friend!
6.) Ha, your telephne marketting won't fool me! Wait, how much for the #42 special?!
5.) Jarhaar me mateys! Hoist the sails, we be raidin' the landlubbers today! Yar har!
4.) You gots to positate the negatives! If life throws pies at ya', you make yourself a tall, cool glass of pie-monade.
3.) Zombieway, eat flesh!
2.) And I was just like, 'no way!' And he was all like, 'ya way'. And I, like, just said, 'like, nuh uh.' And he just went, 'like, totally.' And I was like, 'like, fine. Stay, like, out of my closet!' And he was just like, 'fine, like. O.K.'
1.) My pancreus is fine, thank you. No, I don't need you to bring my lunch. And keep Steve on a leash! I'm hanging up now, mom.

**Wildor** · 09-13-2009, 09:28 PM

Top Ten Reasons NOT To Date A Girl Of Evony

10- Some kid in here told me they've got cooties!

9- When you get there to pick them up, there's Valkirah sitting on the porch, cleaning his hunting rifle, his eyes never leaving your face...

8- You've managed a great buildup, you're warriors are ready to pounce, you're past the twin mountains and have reached her main city, you're battering ram wants to leap into action!... and her gates are closed!!!

7- One of 'em laughed at my brand new white gym socks.

6- Listen. I know she's beautiful and she's got that great "cool girl" act going in here, but RAINEGIRL's nickname on another site is "The Sanguinarian"! And she's a MOD in here!! Shouldn't that be a clue or something???

5- Those sexy Gothic Gowns? They won't let you wear them.

4- Boy! There's some crazy fetishes out there. You know that gooey yellow stuff they put on pop-corn at the movies? Highly combustible!

3- You pay for the wine and food. You pay for the movie. You try your damnedest to remember those long ago dancing lessons. You even fetch her purse like a well trained dog!... and all you get is one lousy rep point for " being a gentleman".

2- I maintain that manacles should be restricted to law-enforcement!

And the number one reason NOT to date a girl of Evony:

1- FORGET IT!!! THEY'RE ALL HOT FOR DRIZZ!

**~~whiterosedreams~~** · 09-13-2009, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Wildor

[B]Top Ten Reasons NOT To Date A Girl Of Evony.

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10- Some kid in here told me they've got cooties!

9- When you get there to pick them up, there's Valkirah sitting on the porch, cleaning his hunting rifle, his eyes never leaving your face...

8- You've managed a great buildup, you're warriors are ready to pounce, you're past the twin mountains and have reached her main city, you're battering ram wants to leap into action!... and her gates are closed!!!

7- One of 'em laughed at my brand new white gym socks.

6- Listen. I know she's beautiful and she's got that great "cool girl" act going in here, but RAINEGIRL's nickname on another site is "The Sanguinarian"! And she's a MOD in here!! Shouldn't that be a clue or something!!!

5- Those sexy Gothic Gowns? They won't let you wear them.

4- Boy! There's some crazy fetishes out there. You know that gooey yellow stuff they put on pop-corn at the movies? Highly combustible!

3- You pay for the wine and food. You pay for the movie. You try your damnedest to remember those long ago dancing lessons. You even fetch her purse like a well trained dog!... and all you get is one lousy rep point for " being a gentleman".

2- I maintain that manacles should be restricted to law-enforcement!

And the number one reason NOT to date a girl of Evony:

1- FORGET IT!!! THEY'RE ALL HOT FOR DRIZZ!

Not Rose. ....