Can I write the speech for the winner? I already have the first half of it done...
"I, (insert female's forum name here, usually involving the words "kitty" or "princess"), humbly accept this reward on behalf of all the forum goers of Evony. I thank you for needlessly oogling countless photos of myself and my peers, and thus, using the mighty persuasive powers of the male libido, you have deemed me worthy of this much sought after award. To all the little non-active players I had to plunder on my way to the top...I thank you for providing me NPC fodder. To all other women who, when push came to shove, just weren't as awesome as me...HAHA, suck it. To all the males out there...just remember...the word "girl" on the internet usually means "Guy In Real Life". And finally, I have Evony itself to thank. Without the ludicrous (speed...lol) amounts of time required to achieve the upper eschelons of productivity within this game, I'd never have enough time to put on my makeup. Thank you, lvl 10 walls!"
Give a man fire and it will keep him warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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