Just got had

[abracax]

There is always the condom tree. It's this little fake tree with tiny buds, made of condoms. Feed it water and the condoms balloon up lol

[gottibabe1]

hahaahha kitty u are too evil....lol

[EvilKitty]

O_o

My husband is the only one that can keep me under control. LOL

I'll post more pranks in a minute, but for now.... It's off to contract land.

Curse you legal department! *shakes fist*

[CandleLite]

Get into work this morning 5:30 am. I get the place opened up and I sit down to munch on my breakfast. As I do this standard procedure I log onto my computer and go to the forums for the two games I play, Evony and EVE. I have myself remembered on the Evony forums so no login is required but I go to the EVE forums, where the log in process is a beast since you are continually logged off randomly during a normal session, and I log in.

Interlude:

Here is a little back-story to bring you up to speed on the situation on the EVE forums. In the past few months the EVE forums have been under attack by accounts that post "links" to sexual content. People have been stupid and have clicked these links and were directed to a page to load a player that they did not already have downloaded which contained a keylogger. According to the threads a good number of people fell for this and then they proceeded to loose all they had on their accounts and had the account summarily locked so CCP could do an investigation. Many tears have been flowing over the weeks.

I did not fall for this trick since I have been part of that community for 2.5 years and things just looked sketchy in those threads, and quite honestly I do not have a huge need for Internet ****. (Insert dubious amounts of hard copy **** jokes ) These threads were weak. The original posts had little to no content, plain text link or semi nude pics with imbedded links, and character name with little to no meaning. So it was not hard for me to resist any interest in the linked subjects.

End Interlude:

For weeks, once this problem actually came to light, I pretty much just avoided all links provided by characters I was not familiar with, which were not in established corps/alliances, and/or did not have a “decent name”.

Fast forward to last evening. A thread popped up by a character I was not familiar with, with a link that was not directed to ****, had a real name, and a bunch of established off topic posters had commented on the link, so I decided to check it out. Things went as normal. The warning page from CCP popped up about the recent security attacks and I proceeded to the link. I viewed and made a comment.

This morning I come in and I try to log on and the EVE forums keep telling me that my log in information is incorrect. I relog numerous times and keep getting the same error. First I start to get worried because if I loose everything then I will be stuck in the investigation process with no guarantee that I would get any stuff back. Then I start to get infuriated with myself. I had said to myself a few weeks ago that this could become a serious problem if these hackers put some effort into making the threads look legit. I then said to myself, "You friggan idiot why did you go to that link"; Then it pops back in my head. I go to word and I start typing and yes my co-worker came in and switched some of the letters on my keyboard last night. This is the second time he has done this.

So does anyone have any good ideas for office pranks? I have never been much of a prankster so I could use some assistance with coming up with a good non non job-compromising pranks to play on my co-worker.

ok i laughed. but then i couldnt figure out why everyone was telling you how to get back at you co-worker. they did it just for a laugh right??

[Hroðgar]

ok i laughed. but then i couldnt figure out why everyone was telling you how to get back at you co-worker. they did it just for a laugh right??

I asked in the last two lines for ideas for pranks. So far I like the take the screws out of the seat one, but there are some really evil ones that have been mentioned

Keep em coming.

[CandleLite]

all i have is clove oil. as far as pranks go.

[EvilKitty]

I asked in the last two lines for ideas for pranks. So far I like the take the screws out of the seat one, but there are some really evil ones that have been mentioned

Keep em coming.

Hmm? Did someone mention my name? Oh.. no no no. I was mistaken. lol

all i have is clove oil. as far as pranks go.

Clove oil.... for what?

[Ve12y]

Clove oil.... for what?

Salad...
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...eeeeviiiillll salad...

[CandleLite]

well it is used to make things go numb, but there is a burning tingaling sensation just befor the numbness sets in. most comonly used oraly....but.....

[chiller619]

We took a guys motorcycle (he loved it more than life itself) and then posted it up on craigslist for sale. after a few random phone calls, the rest of us began calling him telling him we saw it with a for sale sign at random corners...he was driving all over town for hours, all the while, it had never left the parking lot...It was in the cherry picker which was left all the way up.