The new royal court of Off Topic

[Ve12y]

It's hard thinking up clean jokes...


This one may get me in trouble...but here I go.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. Off to the side there is a bucket with a pile of cash. He looks over and asks the bartender whats up with a bucket.

"For a bet. If you win, you get the cash."
"What's the bet?"
"Well, first you have to drink an entire bottle of whiskey without making a face, then go outside and pull the bad tooth of the dog chained to the fire hydrant with your barehands. Lastly, the ugliest woman in the world is upstairs. You must make love to her. Do this all and the cash is yours."

The man thinks for a moment, "Alright, lets do this."

He swigs the bottle of whiskey with ease. Of course such a huge influx quickly gets him tipsy. Stumbling a bit, he wobbles outside. The bartender, cleaning a glass, hears growling noises, the sound of fabric being torn, and one final yelp. After a few moments more, the man stumbles back inside. His shirt is torn and there is blood all up and down his arm. With a slight slur, the man walks up to the bartender and asks, "Allllll right, now where is this ugly lady who needs her tooth pulled?"