Quote Originally Posted by Ve12y View Post
It's hard thinking up clean jokes...
you got that right.

Jack and Jill were out hunting when jill suddenly dropped dead.
Jill called 911.
this was the record of the conversation.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Jack : my brother just dropped dead. (sobbing)
Operator: ok just stay calm. first make sure he is really dead.
............
(operator hears a gun shot)
Jack: okay, what next?