Quote Originally Posted by PU239 View Post
you got that right.

Jack and Jill were out hunting when jill suddenly dropped dead.
Jill called 911.
this was the record of the conversation.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Jack : my brother just dropped dead. (sobbing)
Operator: ok just stay calm. first make sure he is really dead.
............
(operator hears a gun shot)
Jack: okay, what next?
Edited my post...take a look at that one. Oh, here's a joke.

How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but it'll take ten episodes.