Demotivational Posters

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+ 1 wpack.....

[Lord Arumen]

WIN.


Drazzit, you would get a cookie but you posted a innappropriate picture. :}

I agree with Drazzit, All I saw was Futurama

[Elsworth]

where?
i did no religion/nudity/profanity

Semi-nudity counts as a inappropriate. Pleae do not post Semi-nudity.

Bikinis allowed, but keep it PG-13. I would prefer no semi-nudity, moslty bikinis et cetera.

[drizztix]

man i have seen more skin on daytime infomercials

[Elsworth]

Imma go to hell for this BUT:



And its basically a Fail.

+ 1 wpack.....

Both get free COOKIES!



Nevermind. Post whatever. Try not to post nudity at all, even linked.




^Els.

[Lord Arumen]

*Thinks*

"Billy Mayes here with new oxyclean tanning oil. Works like a charm and makes your skin a dark tan hue. apply once and BAM the tan is on"

[drizztix]

and i went to edit my post and the whole thing is gone.. splendid work

[sld_ckf]

I spent a lot of time just reading that ww2 pic...haha so worth it

[Lord Arumen]

Not pics but:

These are (supposedly) real ads

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come foreward and do so.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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