Loganatt I had to replace a couple of your words with my own since they weren't proper adjectives/nouns. (I'm using an adlib generator, I'm not making them up myself)

Driving Tips by Loganatt!
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this scary advice:

* When approaching a year on the right, always blow your teacher.
* Before making a lazy turn, always stick your sister out of the window.
* Every 13 miles, have your priest inspected and your cows checked.
* When approaching a school, watch out for boring cheeses.
* Above all, drive cuddly. The goat you save may be your own!


If you google adlib stories you guys can make your own


Driving Tips by Brady!
Driving a car can be fun if you follow this grisly advice:

* When approaching a ghost on the right, always blow your city.
* Before making an odd turn, always stick your chess-master out of the window.
* Every 85 miles, have your tree inspected and your arses checked.
* When approaching a school, watch out for prettyful hairs.
* Above all, drive funkily. The star you save may be your own!