Top Ten Reasons We... Kinda Like Drizztix... Maybe...


10- Pfff man I dunno... Seems okay I guess...

9- I think he has a licence to drive a car. So I guess that's positive.

8- He doesn't seem to be a serial killer. That makes him... well... better than a serial killer...

7- I know he doesn't live in a tree in the Amazonian rain forest. You know, like those damned tree huggers??

6- He never came to my door looking to sell me on the "True Bible and Word of God"! Man I hate those guys!!!

5- He's got ten fingers. So he's normal that way...

4- Got ten toes too...

3- I'm sure he knows how to use a shovel. So hey! You need a hole dug, you can call him.

2- Dogs seem to like him.


And the number one reason we... kinda like Drizztix... maybe...




1- He liked The Matrix. Did you like The Matrix? Well then... there you go... something in common...