I'd say you're flamin', here.
I'm swearin'. Swearin's a healthy thing to do; especially when faced w/ people like you.

I mean, we're talkin' about a guy who PMs me slatin' me on my English, what am I supposed to do; treat you w/ respect?

Although, if they paid me for defendin' them that would be so awesome...I should send in my CV "hired minion". Oh wow...easy money.

Any mods wanna let me know if I'm a good candidate? I think I'd have a chance of gettin' the job, right?