Quote Originally Posted by drizztix View Post
tameshigiri
yeah i cut stuff.. n' u know whats funny as sin.. when i first started dating my GF and she saw all my swords she is like WOW your an odd lil duck aren't you.. (and secretly in the back of her mind i could tell she was thinking.. WHAT A NUT JOB!)... but one night i was checking out the balance on one of my new swords that i bent (yeah im awesome) and i ran it through a snazzy check list of to ensure i corrected all the issues.. n' when i was kinda swinging it around, sheathing n' unsheathing it she goes "OMFG THAT IS SO HOT.. i think it made me instantly wet.."

so for all you lil nerdlings out there that think buying n' playing w/ swords is for LARPS... well you can all raise your Self-Esteem n' increase your expectations to finally get laid! .. just learn wtf your doing.. chicks arent impressed when you do a lil diddy w/ a blade n' u whack off a limb.. usually that precedes the screams and shrieks..

thats my "non-sober thought" for the day .. enjoy