Do ALIENS play Evony?

[Skirata]

Nonsense... Stalin gloriously pursued the evil invaders right out of the Motherland! "Not one step back!"

[joemanf]

And Russia retreated at the beginning, all while burning their villages to the ground to stop the Germans from getting food.

Aye, that's true.

Nonsense... Stalin gloriously pursued the evil invaders right out of the Motherland! "Not one step back!"

Oy, he didn't say that until they reached STALINgrad. Notice how it was named after him. His pride was, believe it or not, his success.

[ucsmb19]

Mr Alien is broadcasting again!

Doesn't look like he has a lot of followers yet.

[StormSurge]

Well, little rusty. Time to break out the de-railinating skills once more.

Aliens you say? In our galaxy? Preposterous!

Now, maybe if someone fired a cow onto the moon, we could call it an alien. OF course, then we might hit the lunar landing module, and America's (fake) accomplishment might be tarnished horribly by the cow innards.

[trogdor1316]

I have a pile of dead aliens in my back yard. They were speaking in tongues, so I shot them.
Yah, I know the joke is vague, but if you look real close you just might find it.

[StormSurge]

I have a pile of dead aliens in my back yard. They were speaking in tongues, so I shot them.
Yah, I know the joke is vague, but if you look real close you just might find it.

Tongues? Cow tongues are delicious.

[ucsmb19]

Give the guy credit for puting himself out there at least. Look at what he's doing.

[StormSurge]

Give the guy credit for puting himself out there at least. Look at what he's doing.

Is he lubing up for a probing, nice and deep?

[Cyhort]

It's true you know. I was killed the last three Christmas's in a row.

[ucsmb19]

The alien guy is on twitter and has a blog running too.

Ya'll can knock on the guy, but at least he is puting himself out there and not hiding behind a messageboard hurling cheap shots, eh?