Quote Originally Posted by lordanastos View Post
Dating a girl on Evony….

When I meet a girl on Evony

I usually pick her up in my transporter and first take her to a Feasting Hall Lvl 5, I scout her out and find out her level of Walls and her level of Academy.

The level of walls dictate the level of feasting hall I will take her after that. After a few dates, if her Academy level is low enough, I knock out her defense, I usually take her to a a High Level Inn and show her my Ballista and place it in her relief station.

If she likes my Ballista, I then invite her to my low level Cottage but I make up for it by taking her to a high level Marketplace , cuz thats what she usually likes, even though I dont have enough resource production.

As I get to know her more I find out she has a high level Embassy. My beacon is giving me a red flashing light, but I ignore the report.

As time goes by, she would continue to farm me. My alliance would warn me that they scouted her out and found out that she has a high level Rally Point with and equal amount heros.

I would fail to heed the warning from my alliance and would give her the keys to my warehouse instead as she says that she is interested in population raising with me.

One day, not soon after, coming home from my duties as officer ,I would return home to my cottage and would find her in bed garrisoned with a worker.

I would fall into a depression, and i, seeking comforting, would begin to pray. Realizing she never had loyalty and cleaned out my warehouse, I would expel her from my life and would restart and begin to rebuild again....

After all would be said and done, catching her for who she really was – would be a blessing….

Lord Anastos….
Hehe, sick sense of humor; but it work, I was laughing like crazy.