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    Default Dating In Evony by Lord Anastos n Server 68...

    Dating a girl on Evony….

    When I meet a girl on Evony

    I usually pick her up in my Transporter and first take her to a mid level Feasting Hall in the City, I Scout her out and find out her level of Walls and her level of Academy.

    In my Quest, the level of Walls dictate the level of Feasting Hall I will take her after that. After a few dates, if her Academy level is low enough, I knock out her defense, I 'd Speed Up to a High Level Inn and show her my Battering Ram and place it in her (hopefully not so high level) Relief Station.

    If she likes the level of Technology I have with my Battering Ram, I Catapult our relationship into the next level and invite her to my low level Cottage. I make up for it by taking her to a high level Marketplace and spend some Gold , cuz thats what she usually likes, even though I dont have enough Resource Production especially after paying Taxes.



    As I get to know her more I would find out she has a very high level Embassy. My Beacon is giving me a red flashing light, but even though I have a high level of Informatics I ignore the report.

    As time goes by, she would continue to Farm me. My Alliance would warn me that they Scouted her out and found out that she has a high level Rally Point with and equal amount Heroes.

    I would fail to heed the warning from my Alliance because I would feel that they might be jealous of me because my Cottage is in a more Prestigious neighborhood than their's are.

    Instead I would give her the keys to my Warehouse as she says that she is interested in eventually getting married in the Townhall and start Population Raising with me.

    One day, not soon after, coming home from my duties as Officer ,I would return home to my Cottage and notice my Gate Open with a Transporter I would not recognize stationed in my Stable. To my surprise, when I enter the Cottage, I would find her in bed Garrisoned with a Workshop Worker from the Valley.

    At this point, I would lose all control that that I would March towards them and Attack them sending them both to the Medic Camp. From all the commotion, the neighbors would call the Cavalry. When they arrive, and after finding out what I did, they would hold me Captive.

    Luckily for me ,being an Officer and excelling in Politics, I know the Mayor and the case he will Dismiss but advises me to next time use my Intelligence.

    Then I would return home and I would fall into a depression from the Greivance, and I, seeking Comforting and some type of Disaster Relief, would begin to Pray. Realizing she never had Loyalty and she Levied my Warehouse, I would Abandon all hope with her and Expel her from my life and would Restart and begin to rebuild again....

    After all would be said and done and the rebuilding time elapses, catching her for who she really was – would be a Blessing….

    Lord Anastos….
    Last edited by lordanastos; 10-02-2009 at 05:37 AM.

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    this can be see as pervershon and you can giv evony a bad name/rep so don't do it
    Last edited by dalemollett; 09-30-2009 at 03:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordanastos View Post
    Dating a girl on Evony….

    When I meet a girl on Evony

    I usually pick her up in my transporter and first take her to a Feasting Hall Lvl 5, I scout her out and find out her level of Walls and her level of Academy.

    The level of walls dictate the level of feasting hall I will take her after that. After a few dates, if her Academy level is low enough, I knock out her defense, I usually take her to a a High Level Inn and show her my Ballista and place it in her relief station.

    If she likes my Ballista, I then invite her to my low level Cottage but I make up for it by taking her to a high level Marketplace , cuz thats what she usually likes, even though I dont have enough resource production.

    As I get to know her more I find out she has a high level Embassy. My beacon is giving me a red flashing light, but I ignore the report.

    As time goes by, she would continue to farm me. My alliance would warn me that they scouted her out and found out that she has a high level Rally Point with and equal amount heros.

    I would fail to heed the warning from my alliance and would give her the keys to my warehouse instead as she says that she is interested in population raising with me.

    One day, not soon after, coming home from my duties as officer ,I would return home to my cottage and would find her in bed garrisoned with a worker.

    I would fall into a depression, and i, seeking comforting, would begin to pray. Realizing she never had loyalty and cleaned out my warehouse, I would expel her from my life and would restart and begin to rebuild again....

    After all would be said and done, catching her for who she really was – would be a blessing….

    Lord Anastos….
    Hehe, sick sense of humor; but it work, I was laughing like crazy.
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    lordanastos,
    That was funny as can be.

    dalemollett,
    I sure hope that was a joke considering all the web advertising with provocative women that Evony is doing.

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    LOL - i iiked it
    good work there

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    Change the ballista to battering ram.
    PEACE

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    Quote Originally Posted by dalemollett View Post
    this can be see as pervershon and you can giv evony a bad name/rep so don't do it
    Man, shoosh. It's a joke, it's clever...any kids probably wilnae even ken what it means, and if they do it's causin' no harm.
    And you get these types of things on every game; hardly gunna give it a bad name.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rodri View Post
    Change the ballista to battering ram.
    Like to really smash a hole in those doors, do ye?

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    That was...creative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodri View Post
    Change the ballista to battering ram.
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkbrady View Post
    Like to really smash a hole in those doors, do ye?
    Long and thin will get you in, but big and thick really does the trick.
    PEACE

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    Default battering ram....

    great suggestion.....updated it.....

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