You know you've been playing Evony too long when...
1. You start raiding your neighbour's house for food, firewood, and other useful things.
2. A guy three times your size comes home, finds you in bed with his wife and you start desperately trying to apply a Truce Agreement.
3. You wonder why those few cents you threw at your house havn't instantly finished your renovations.
4. You start walking backwards and forwards for hours a day to a small forest in hopes of finding a medal believing that enough of them will eventually provide you with a second house.
That's all I got. Hope it was enough to make a few of you smile.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
- Sun Tzu
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