Zombie Kill of the Week - the game

[Rota]

If you've seen Zombieland the movie, then you have seen only a fraction of some ingenious zombie kills.

I challenge you to come up with a "Zombie kill of the week"
All you have to do is describe a short scene of a clever zombie kill.

I look forward to a long thread and many many laughs

[joemanf]

Well, you set a trap so that the zombie is flipped upsidedown, with his hands tied. Then, you catch him. Then, you take a spoon and keep wacking him on the head. See how he likes it.

[Zen Master]

*i hit joe manf with a zombie and kill em*

[Nerevar2]

A good use for those people that think being morbidly obese is okay. First you take an obese person and chain them up so they hang about 20 or so feet off the ground. Then when the zombies come sniffing, they try jumping up to get the fat person. When about 5 or so zombies are under the fat person, you cut the chain/rope/whatever you're using. Then you smile as you watch the fatass crush the zombies underneath. Great way to literally kill 6 birds with one chain!

[Rota]

I ran into the hedge maze at my local state fair, drawing as many zombies as I could to follow. I got out quick because I knew the way through already. Then I lit the maze which I had earlier doused with gasoline on every bush. The entire maze erupted into flame.

The zombies burn while running around lost in a maze.

[Nerevar2]

Here's something fun (straight out of Dawn Of the Dead (Remake)):
You flee to California and move into a mall. Then after securing guns, you go to the roof of the mall and play...."Celebrity Zombie Shoot-out". The rules are simple; You see a celebrity that is now a zombie? Shoot 'em! (Note, bonus points if you hit Madonna, Paris Hilton, or Britney Spears. Doesn't matter of those three are zombies or not. Even more bonus points if not.)