to atract people to evony

[Sara P]

Evony needs a ton more people.
and, i know evony changed it's ads about the girls is suggestive poses.
now, i say we bring it back. with, hmm, a little more suggesting.

now, with these ads, evony needs something about the girls.
a new section for the heros, add pictures of heros in bikinis.
girls of course. and Girls have another section: sexy.
to make it better for kids, say, popularity.
now, with this hero. give a bonus by: (sexiness / 100) % to all units in battle
also, ability to make a baby.
can use for each girl hero every two weeks. one male can be used every 5 days. (men are pigs) gives a 10% + (sexiness / 100)% for a (girl/male) level hero.

[pialpha]

Evony needs a ton more people.
and, i know evony changed it's ads about the girls is suggestive poses.
now, i say we bring it back. with, hmm, a little more suggesting.

now, with these ads, evony needs something about the girls.
a new section for the heros, add pictures of heros in bikinis.
girls of course. and Girls have another section: sexy.
to make it better for kids, say, popularity.
now, with this hero. give a bonus by: (sexiness / 100) % to all units in battle
also, ability to make a baby.
can use for each girl hero every two weeks. one male can be used every 5 days. (men are pigs) gives a 10% + (sexiness / 100)% for a (girl/male) level hero.

You are joking, right?
Tell me your kidding.

[Sara P]

nope. i am 100% serious.

[ABakker]

first, those ads aren't gone. Second, those ads did not bring real customers in. It brought people looking for less then admirable things (few of which actually stayed). Alot of gamers have already gone through this game, and there lies the problem. People need to come back, yet they won't since nothing has really changed in 4 months. Its up to the company to act accordingly, we must sugest the best course of action for them though, whether they want to believe it or not. And those ads are not the best course of action. I think they are the worst, but that's my opinion.

[Sara P]

well, my opinion is better than yours.
sex is what boys want.
simply put.

[KOOPS95]

AND what they won't get when they play this game. THANKFULLY. Because if they did, 'twould be illegal for an American to play it for viewing... certain... materials. Highly illegal.

[Sara P]

won't actually see it.
just... suggest it.

[EternalStorm]

Evony needs a ton more people.
and, i know evony changed it's ads about the girls is suggestive poses.
now, i say we bring it back. with, hmm, a little more suggesting.

now, with these ads, evony needs something about the girls.
a new section for the heros, add pictures of heros in bikinis.
girls of course. and Girls have another section: sexy.
to make it better for kids, say, popularity.
now, with this hero. give a bonus by: (sexiness / 100) % to all units in battle
also, ability to make a baby.
can use for each girl hero every two weeks. one male can be used every 5 days. (men are pigs) gives a 10% + (sexiness / 100)% for a (girl/male) level hero.

nope. i am 100% serious.

well, my opinion is better than yours.
sex is what boys want.
simply put.

won't actually see it.
just... suggest it.

Reasons why this idea is horrible:

1. For all the afore mentioned reasons, as well as it being the single stupidest thing I've ever heard.
2. Seriousness cannot change how stupid you actually look by posting this "idea".
3. Your opinion is better then his? That right there is the second stupidest thing I've ever heard. Abakker's opinion is respected infinitely more then some pervert who wants to get his rocks off while playing Evony.
4. Did I mention your unbelievably stupid?

[KOOPS95]

*Gasp*

Could it be? Has the StormSurge risen from his cold ashes?

Or perhaps someone else?

[EternalStorm]

*Gasp*

Could it be? Has the StormSurge risen from his cold ashes?

Or perhaps someone else?

I told you I'd be watching. And, consider me a ghost in the machine for now.