to atract people to evony

[EternalStorm]

Evony needs a ton more people.
and, i know evony changed it's ads about the girls is suggestive poses.
now, i say we bring it back. with, hmm, a little more suggesting.

now, with these ads, evony needs something about the girls.
a new section for the heros, add pictures of heros in bikinis.
girls of course. and Girls have another section: sexy.
to make it better for kids, say, popularity.
now, with this hero. give a bonus by: (sexiness / 100) % to all units in battle
also, ability to make a baby.
can use for each girl hero every two weeks. one male can be used every 5 days. (men are pigs) gives a 10% + (sexiness / 100)% for a (girl/male) level hero.

nope. i am 100% serious.

well, my opinion is better than yours.
sex is what boys want.
simply put.

won't actually see it.
just... suggest it.

Reasons why this idea is horrible:

1. For all the afore mentioned reasons, as well as it being the single stupidest thing I've ever heard.
2. Seriousness cannot change how stupid you actually look by posting this "idea".
3. Your opinion is better then his? That right there is the second stupidest thing I've ever heard. Abakker's opinion is respected infinitely more then some pervert who wants to get his rocks off while playing Evony.
4. Did I mention your unbelievably stupid?