to atract people to evony

[EternalStorm]

Evony needs a ton more people.
and, i know evony changed it's ads about the girls is suggestive poses.
now, i say we bring it back. with, hmm, a little more suggesting.

now, with these ads, evony needs something about the girls.
a new section for the heros, add pictures of heros in bikinis.
girls of course. and Girls have another section: sexy.
to make it better for kids, say, popularity.
now, with this hero. give a bonus by: (sexiness / 100) % to all units in battle
also, ability to make a baby.
can use for each girl hero every two weeks. one male can be used every 5 days. (men are pigs) gives a 10% + (sexiness / 100)% for a (girl/male) level hero.

nope. i am 100% serious.

well, my opinion is better than yours.
sex is what boys want.
simply put.

won't actually see it.
just... suggest it.

Reasons why this idea is horrible:

1. For all the afore mentioned reasons, as well as it being the single stupidest thing I've ever heard.
2. Seriousness cannot change how stupid you actually look by posting this "idea".
3. Your opinion is better then his? That right there is the second stupidest thing I've ever heard. Abakker's opinion is respected infinitely more then some pervert who wants to get his rocks off while playing Evony.
4. Did I mention your unbelievably stupid?

[KOOPS95]

*Gasp*

Could it be? Has the StormSurge risen from his cold ashes?

Or perhaps someone else?

[warbot]

ok we suggest girls in bikinis in a war game, makes about as much sense as anything else evony does with the updates, why not. Just kidding, evony used those adds to attrack men to the game, most are gone, see those inactives beside you? half of them were waiting to save the queen who wasn't there. Evony really needs to implement some of the suggestions that take place in these forums,(not all) just the ones that are the easiest to make to give the gamers a feel that the game is evolving and there might be something new next week or month instead of looking at the same spreadsheets over and over.

[EternalStorm]

*Gasp*

Could it be? Has the StormSurge risen from his cold ashes?

Or perhaps someone else?

I told you I'd be watching. And, consider me a ghost in the machine for now.

[KOOPS95]

Creepy. Now go contact Rose and get her back too. Her heart was lost without a soul to guide it. Ehm, she left cuz you did.

I'm now off to notify everyone. Has funs!

[ABakker]

hey Storm. That makes a few of us watching these forums. If I see anything I see as false, I will tell the truth. I know the page your coming from though, and I salute you.

[pialpha]

[KOOPS95]

May God save your begotten soul. It's too late for help now, it seems. You're just unconvincable.

[warbot]

and what happens when the perves show up and find out it's a war game not a sex sim? think that giving them a hero will change their mind? we need more active players, not people repeating on world chat "so where's the naked woman?"

[FoxyBunny]

Do I really have to explain why this is being closed?