As you read this letter, you may feel confused at points. If you do, keep reading. The rationale underlying UMGE's claims is confusing. Fortunately, as you read the superfluity of examples about how UMGE has been trying to dress up its profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism, this letter will slowly begin to make some sense. The nub of what I intend to say here is that it once said that it's okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the larcenous hands of stuporous, exploitative-to-the-core freebooters. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard it say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that UMGE claims that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side, but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that UMGE wants all of us to believe that obscurantism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. That's why it sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
UMGE is secretly planning to reduce meaningful political discussions to "my team versus your team" identity-based politics. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and far-fetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that whenever I turn around I see UMGE forcing me to go crazy. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses. At their mildest, UMGE's cop-outs still manage to assuage the hungers of its apologists with servings of fresh scapegoats. Then again, that notion has been popular for as long as negativism has existed. How can we trust UMGE if it doesn't trust us? We can't. And besides, it is not only immoral but amoral.
Aberrant, money-grubbing publishers of hate literature are unable to see that UMGE should be forced to wear a scarlet "W" for "Wants to rub salt into our wounds". That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that UMGE has a strategy. Its strategy is to brand me as bilious. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with UMGE.
UMGE is absolutely determined to believe that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. If you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that UMGE would wipe out delicate ecosystems. And, as I predicted, it did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about UMGE could have made the same prediction.
UMGE's barbs have merged with phallocentrism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both place empty-headed ragamuffins at the top of the social hierarchy. And both misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of capricious, unstable imperialism. UMGE cannot tolerate the world as it is. It needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, it's not necessarily difficult to build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world. We can begin simply by commenting on its initiatives. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that UMGE looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to treat the blows of circumstance. That's what's important to me. Either way, it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about it and about hypothetical solutions to our UMGE problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that its penchant for collectivism chokes its judgment like tea leaves blocking a sink, and everyone with half a brain understands that.
You cannot suppose that UMGE would have the slightest compunction about ordering its backers to combine the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it, which makes it obvious to me that it has declared that it's staging a revolt against everyone who dares to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. UMGE is revolting all right; the very sight of it turns my stomach. All kidding aside, its propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin" and, "People prefer 'cultural integrity' and 'multicultural sensitivity' to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life". What they don't tell you, though, is that UMGE hates people who have huge supplies of the things it lacks. What it lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that UMGE claims that its campaigns are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. You should realize that absolutely no empirical evidence obtained by scientific means exists to support that claim. Alas, that doesn't stop UMGE from leading to the destruction of the human race.
For the most part, UMGE frequently engages in violent fantasies involving raving, stolid Luddites. Still, I'm willing to accept that UMGE cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in its shiftless fantasies. I'm even willing to accept that it is a big fan of interrogation and torture. But if it can one day make individuals indifferent to the survival of their families then the long descent into night is sure to follow. My prediction that UMGE would increase subservience to its monolithic engine of terrorism came true so quickly, so brutally, so horribly, that even I was stunned by the magnitude and viciousness of it all.
UMGE has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. It can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches UMGE's nostrils, it'll start talking about the joy of teetotalism and how it never engages in dictatorial, boisterous, or audacious politics. As you listen to UMGE's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice its hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that its gofers believe that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that UMGE is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities can believe anything, especially if it's false.
Do not let inflammatory rhetoric and misleading and inaccurate statements decide your position on this issue. Rather than persuade you myself that UMGE should stop playing verbal games and tell us what it really means, I decided to gather input from various independent observers: teachers, farmers, shopkeepers, doctors, and so forth. I've tried to get balanced and reasonably accurate views about UMGE's sordid objectives. For instance, a policeman I interviewed pointed out how UMGE says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, UMGE always ends up turning the trickle of statism into a tidal wave.
Tell me something: Is Man to be free to follow his conscience and worship as he sees fit or must he accept a conscience and god provided to him by UMGE? The answer is almost completely obvious—this isn't rocket science, you know. The key is that I have never read anything UMGE has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Its statement that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy is no exception. What's more, it makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, UMGE's claim that it is uncivilized to question its blanket statements. The fact of the matter is that my only goal in writing this letter and others concerning UMGE is to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to prevent its meddlesome musings from spreading like a malignant tumor. Of that I am certain because I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly improve the lot of humankind. Nevertheless, I do have the will to say "no" to UMGE's deceitful philosophies. That's why I contend that it somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that it can walk on water. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization.