Super rant

[DeSalvionjr]

As someone who is working hard to develop an alternative community, a cohesive and comprehensive underground with a charter to comment on UMGE's suggestions, I must point out that UMGE's codices can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that UMGE is entirely puerile, as it has proved to my complete satisfaction. This makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of UMGE's silly, disruptive plans for the future. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) UMGE may be sincere, but it is also sincerely anal-retentive. UMGE thinks that exclusivism is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately for it, it's wrong. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. UMGE wants to prevent us from complaining about unpleasant, ornery hellions. If it manages to do that, it'll have plenty of time to focus on its core mission: destroying our moral fiber. UMGE thinks I'm trying to say that the rigors that its victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over UMGE's head.
UMGE sometimes uses the word "parallelogrammatical" when describing its catch-phrases. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. UMGE's generalizations express themselves in thousandfold manifestations, with one of its dupes in despair and hopelessness, with another in ill will, anger, and indignation, with these irresponsible mafia dons in indifference, and with those in furious excesses. This march into frowzy absolutism is not happening by mere chance. It is not, as many wanton thought police insist, the result of the natural, inevitable course of things. It is happening as a direct result of UMGE's illogical personal attacks.
I am not mistaken when I say that I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that when I'm through with UMGE it'll think twice before attempting to scrawl pro-parasitism graffiti over everything. While it is not my purpose to incriminate or exculpate or vindicate or castigate, UMGE's précis have merged with snobbism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both replicate the most odious structures of contemporary life. And both saddle the economy with crippling debt. In summary, letting the worst classes of postmodernist astrologers I've ever seen advocate fatalistic acceptance of a vulgar new world order is unthinkable. Although UMGE would like us to believe that it knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli, it has given us neither good reason nor credible evidence to believe that. Its bromides, on the other hand, give us good reason to believe that I have reason to believe that it is about to rewrite and reword much of humanity's formative works to favor misoneism. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that UMGE is a serial exaggerator. If I were to be less kind, I'd say it's a liar. Either way, UMGE is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every brazen ideology finds expression in UMGE. UMGE would sell its soul in return for the possibility of wealth and status. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And complain about treacherous exponents of sensationalism. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.