"Shoot First, Ask Questions Later"

"Almost Isn't Good Enough" -Me

"Misunderestimate" -George W. Bush

"I have a boner for murder." -Sarge, Red vs Blue

"Dearly Beloved,
We are gathered here today to witness the joining together of Tex and Church in eternalness together.
Speak now, or forever rest in peace, with liberty and justice for all.
The End." -Caboose, Red vs Blue

Ponton -He was shot in the head.
Clouseau -Was it fatal?
Ponton -Yes.
Clouseau -How fatal?
Ponton -...Completely.
Clouseau -I want to talk to him now.
Ponton -He is dead.
Clouseau -Ah!

"Do Everything, Regret Nothing"

"When the rich wage war, its the poor who die" -Linkin Park

It took Jesus 3 days to respawn, now that's what I call lag.


Those are my favorite quotes.