Quotes

[wpack10]

It took Jesus 3 days to respawn, now that's what I call lag.

I completely LOL'd right there,.

How about:

"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This ones for fighting and this ones for fun."

- Full Metal Jacket

Or

Heli Gunner: Yall should write a story on me.
Joker: Whys that?
Heli: I got over 175 registered kills
Joker: Any Women and Children?
Heli: Sometimes
Joker: How do you kill women and children??
Heli: You just dont lead them as damn much.

[Lord Drazsyr]

I completely LOL'd right there,.

you are very welcome

[Hypothetical]

A favorite quote of mine on life...

"They say you should live every day as if it were your last. Now I don't recommend that. I tried that once. It was a Wednesday. I woke up, quit my job, robbed a bank, and made love to my wife's sister. Then Thursday rolled around, much to my chagrin."

[Meglora]

My favourite quote comes from a show called Red Dwarf:

"Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say? Life without pain has no meaning. Gentlemen, I would like to give your lives meaning."

[dragonmother]

1 of my favorites has always been "don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" ....which gets more laughs because i use the name dragonmother

and hypothetical, i lmao when i read that....got to tell my husband that 1

[Adine]

Some of my favorate wuotes of all time are

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
William Tecumseh Sherman

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. Fields

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.
Theodore Roosevelt

[logrus]

The great truth of life
"We cannot gain anything without first giving up something in exchange"

Part of the first rule of Alchemy from the Full Metal Alchemist.

[Hypothetical]

1 of my favorites has always been "don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" ....which gets more laughs because i use the name dragonmother

and hypothetical, i lmao when i read that....got to tell my husband that 1

TY TY.

More good ones.

Meddle not in the affairs of adventurers, for you are expendable and full of XP.

Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[Cyhort]

"I'm no hero. Never was. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work. "-Solid Snake

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing is worth a war, is worse."-John Stuart Mill

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help"-Ronald Reagan

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resembelance to the first" Ronald Reagan

"It's really powerful; especially against living things!"-Barry Burton

"It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best to leave the world the way it is."-Big Boss


Yes a lot of those are from video games, but I happen to believe that they all hold some important truth. Even the Barry one.

[Talisman]

From my favorite movie, Team America

Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!