IMPORTANT: How to get Hate Mail

[FaMiNe]

EDIT: Nominated? WTF.

A wonderful guide I created for my alliance in Evoalliance.
Time to share it with YOU, evony members!
Now here's my guide... How to get Hate Mail! (A.K.A. fan mail)

First you need a Farm.
A low prestige (not too low tho) player with some defences or no defences. (Having defences wiped out is even more frustrating!!)
To get him angry and revolted, send him alot of archers and mechanics if you have them. (MAKE SURE HE DID NOT QUIT ELSE YOU WILL BE A TOTAL FAIL!!)
Why? Having superior army to his (he has 500 traps and you use 50k+ archers...) will make him feel that the fight is higly unfair.
So, for a new server, farming kids coming out of BP is an awesome tool to get Hate Mail. ( By new I mean that it has been started less than 2 weeks ago)
Here's how it should look.
For a new server: 10k archers and 1k-5k workers.
For an old server: 50k-100k archers and 5k transporters, 5k ballistae, 500 cavalry. (NOTICE THAT THOSE NUMBERS ARE NOT FOR A TAKEDOWN ON ANOTHER PLAYER, BUT ON A TOTAL NOOB. DONT SEND ALL, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE ATTACKED WHILE SENDING THEM, YOU CANT OPEN YOUR GATES AND FIGHT THE ENEMY )

Now,
Send a mail, once the army is sent at his city:

"I'm gonna take the crap out of your city" <--- notice that the word i used isnt trying to "get around the swearing filter"
"Gonna blow the crap out of your ressources"
"Welcome to the hell of being my farm"
"Consider it as a tax rate"
"I'm coming back" ( quoting terminator)
"Hasta la vista" (once again, quoting terminator)

After the attack, send him a mail which should look like this:

" Did you enjoy it? It will now be twice a day"
" Teleport or die rofl"
" Enjoyed taking all your ressources. Be back soon"

And then you should get a wonderful piece of Hate Mail!

PS: It wont always work, some guys are clever, and just shut it so you dont attack them again. Making them understand the attacks are gonna restart over and over again and they should open their mouth.
Thanks.

One more thing:
Send us pictures of your hate mail you received in here