Character of OT

[Lord Arumen]

*Jungle noises*

Welcome to the off topic, land of mystery and mayhem, heaven and the bad place, spam and eggs, eggs and spam, spam and cheese and spammity spam. Is it a bad place? Not usually. Is it a wonderful place? Not all the time. Friendly? Usually... is it a weird place?

Most definitely.

So what sort of creatures lurk in the off topic? It is probably important that you have a sort of survival guide/DnD manual/pokedex of all the goers and spammers of the Off topic. This is the place to come for info. Let me introduce myself. Pay attention, if you will, I am professor Arumen B. I am the current dictator and I like to think of my self as a low spammer. Also, I am on of the oldest posters on the forums, having been on longer than every mod and half the reps. I have a no ban record and have seen the forums through good and bad. This guide should help you all on the forums.


Firstly, let us define SPAM
a. Spam- the abuse of electronic messaging systems to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately.
b. Spam- a post that fails to do one of three things:

1. Address the first post
2. Address or answer any question on the thread
3. Conform with rules on the first post

Taking this into account, certain things we call spam are not and certain things we don't call spam are. But for the most part, this fits what most of us believe. What is the spam scale then?
No spam: This is very hard to do. Some mods can do this.
Low spam: Me, King Alboin, Wildor all low spam posters. We try to conform to the guidelines set above.... but don't always succeed.
Med spam: People like Stormsurge and Zenrax. They tend to be funny and good posters, albeit rude at times.
High spam: People who spam at a rate of about 2 spam per 3 posts. Nothing wrong with it, unless it is rude.
Spam cannons: all spam, no real stuff. Obnoxious. No OT posters are this.


So who are the people of OT?

Let us have OT decide. Fill out this form about someone other than you:

1. name (duh)
2. type (whatever you want)
3. description (make it good)
4. power (make it specific to personality)

1. Wildor
2. Love-Drunk Frenchman
3. Wildor, (Will-door) is a lovable jolly creature. He is kind and funny, and has a strength against spammers and mean people. His weakness: women. He is in love with them. "Which one?" You ask. "All of them." Wildor is a true romantic. Nicknames: Willy
Coolness Level: High
4. Love-Struck: Wildor can defend any woman vigorously and will not lose.

RULES FOR THIS THREAD:

No rudeness. If you are not going to post something nice about someone, don't post. If you do, expect infractions, cuz it will be blatent.

if you have a particularly good description, I will rep you and put it on this post or the next one.

Have fun!

1. Milonius
2. Cat/nius person
3. He is an old OTer and loves spam and cookies (Weird hugh?)). Loved by many, feared by most ((Cept me))
Nicknames- Milo
Coolness level - HIGH
4. Spam cannon - Ability to spam freely while shooting spammers out of the sky

My turn.



1- Lord Arumen

2- Philosopher-Prince, Enlightened Leader.

3- Has been around forever and is the one I trust the most in all of Evony. Steady as a rock but not without frivolity and imagination. The soul of the O-T. Nickname: Gibraltar. Coolness level: very high.

4- He is THE LAW.

1. Name: Conrad_Jalowski
2. Type: History Buff.
3. Description: If he replies expect vocabulary several years above your level, and/or double the recommended daily amount of history.
Coolness level: Extreme
4. Power(s):
Napoleon- Controls all of Napoleon's army.
Super-Student- Can answer nearly any history question you throw at him.