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    Unhappy Newbie Experience: "Help !!!!!!"

    This is from alliance chat and probably isn't the best ad for my alliance, but I couldn't resist posting it. (I promise, this player is non-representative of the alliance.) The name of the other player has been changed for their protection:

    [newbie]: help !!!!!!!
    [newbie]: wat is a horseback riding i need it to get to lv 1
    [newbie]: hello
    [Deedle]: you need to research it at your academy
    [Deedle]: Now, did that really warrant 7 exclamation points?
    [Deedle]: I mean... 6 I could see..
    [newbie]: ur no help
    [Deedle]: horseback riding..
    [Deedle]: is a technology
    [Deedle]: that you research
    [newbie]: yea
    [Deedle]: at an academy, which is a structure
    [Deedle]: you build inside your town
    [newbie]: yea i no that
    [Deedle]: So when you say, "what is horseback riding" what are you asking?
    [newbie]: bu ti need it to get to lv 1 so then i can biled a relife station
    [newbie]: i need 1 to get to lv 1
    [Deedle]: ... right...
    [Deedle]: so what's your question?
    [newbie]: i need to find where i get a horseback riding to get it to lv 1 so then i can biled a relief station cozs with out a horseback riding i cant biled a r
    [Deedle]: yes.. and that place..
    [Deedle]: is your academy.
    [newbie]: if u dont want to help me just say
    [Deedle]: I'm trying to help. Here are the steps:
    [Deedle]: You need an academy, that's a structure inside your town, you'll have to build it.
    [newbie]: yea
    [Deedle]: When you click on the academy it lets you research technologies.
    [Deedle]: Some technologies can only be built (most) if you level your academy up and satisfy other building requirements.
    [Deedle]: You can mouse over a "research" button to see what the requirements are to research that technology.
    [newbie]: i no that!!!
    [Deedle]: Okay, then just keep listening and maybe we'll find the part you don't know.
    [Deedle]: One of the technologies you can research is called "Horseback Riding"
    [Deedle]: Once you've satisfied the requirements it asks for, you can research it, and you'll have the level 1 horseback riding you're looking for.
    [newbie]: i need horseback riding level 1 to get a relief station
    [Deedle]: That's fascinating. So we good? Just follow the above steps.
    [newbie]: i dont see horseback riding there!!
    [Deedle]: Oh for petesake.. where don't you see it?
    [newbie]: its not there
    [Deedle]: Where? In the academy? (when you click on it and scroll down?)
    [newbie]: no i dont have horseback riding
    [Deedle]: Obviously you don't have horseback riding. If you had horseback riding and put me through this, you are a sadist.
    [newbie]: I need a horseback riding to get to lv 1 for relief station
    [Deedle]: Help !!!!!!!
    Last edited by Deedle; 05-07-2009 at 02:04 PM.
    ~Deedle of Roc
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