This reminds me of the day I was in the help chat of a text based game I Mod for. For those of you unfamiliar with text based games, they are...well...text based. Kinda like Evony, only without the animations, and the live-time updates. Well, anyhow..

irnOOb: whr do i go 2 c mi dood fite?
me: Uh...try RunEscape
irnOOb: is dat liek runescape?
me: Yes, it's their new expansion pack
irnOOb: srsly?
me: Yes.

About 10 minutes later, the same player comes back to the help chat:

irnOOb: i trid dat new runescap. it not ther.
me: Sorry, I don't know much about that game. Can I help you with this game?
irnOOb: Ya...hw do u play dis?
me: Ok...see the Help Guide and the FAQ's links? Read those, then come back with specific questions, or all I will end up doing is repeating what is written there, and we'll be here all day.
irnOOb: cnt u just tell me?
at this point, I proceed to copypasta the Help Guide.
irnOOb: but dats 2 much reding!!!!
me: This IS a text-based game...
irnOOb: textbased?

Something tells me this kid shoulda stuck with HALO or CoD...