This reminds me of the day I was in the help chat of a text based game I Mod for. For those of you unfamiliar with text based games, they are...well...text based. Kinda like Evony, only without the animations, and the live-time updates. Well, anyhow..
irnOOb: whr do i go 2 c mi dood fite?
me: Uh...try RunEscape
irnOOb: is dat liek runescape?
me: Yes, it's their new expansion pack
irnOOb: srsly?
me: Yes.
About 10 minutes later, the same player comes back to the help chat:
irnOOb: i trid dat new runescap. it not ther.
me: Sorry, I don't know much about that game. Can I help you with this game?
irnOOb: Ya...hw do u play dis?
me: Ok...see the Help Guide and the FAQ's links? Read those, then come back with specific questions, or all I will end up doing is repeating what is written there, and we'll be here all day.
irnOOb: cnt u just tell me?
at this point, I proceed to copypasta the Help Guide.
irnOOb: but dats 2 much reding!!!!
me: This IS a text-based game...
irnOOb: textbased?
Something tells me this kid shoulda stuck with HALO or CoD...
U noć idem, sjećanje jedan trn od zalosne, dalje prema smrti.
Into the night I go, memory a thorn of sorrow, onward toward death.
Death feels like the butterfly, can't escape the scarred lie
~Skinny Puppy: haZe~
So, drifting through the dark
The sympathy of night's mercy inside my heart
Is your life the same? Do ghosts cry tears? Do they feel years?
As time just goes on and on and on
~TransSiberian Orchestra: Back to a Reason, pt2~
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