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    well I tried ^_^

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    Wrong info, and they do not always eat corn. They eat spam!


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    Maybe u should have looked at the link to help u I remember - Your mother is a little overweight that she took a seat on a rainbow and skittles came out
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    Lmao now that was funny ^_^

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    yeah that was pretty funny

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    I hope these don't offend anyone.

    Yo mama is such a powerful woman, she kick-starts Jumbo Jets.

    Yo mama is so not nice, that when she was a girl they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
    PEACE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodri View Post
    I hope these don't offend anyone.

    Yo mama is such a powerful woman, she kick-starts Jumbo Jets.

    Yo mama is so not nice, that when she was a girl they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
    I would expect better from a mod.... That offended pork chops everywhere.. I think you owe them an apology
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    Sorry pork chops.
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    Rodri, pork chops are our friends!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodri View Post
    Sorry pork chops.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Rodri, pork chops are our friends!!


    NOW THESE! would be great in a sig! Hehehe
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    I have good ones that I got from www.ahajokes.com.

    Yo mama so stupid I have to dig for her I.Q.
    Yo mama so stupid she stared at a juice box for an hour because it said concentrate.
    Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter pounder was a money refund

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