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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Ken Deathmarr View Post
    I have good ones that I got from www.ahajokes.com.

    Yo mama so stupid I have to dig for her I.Q.
    Yo mama so stupid she stared at a juice box for an hour because it said concentrate.
    Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter pounder was a money refund
    lol...

    Actualy, these are pretty funny!

    Keep it clean, folks, and no one will have a problem.

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    your mother is so DIRTY that everyone thinks her shower is broken...... ha ha a dirty joke take that Wildor!
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    Thank you Ashley. Lovely sig, by the way. I have a thing for witches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Thank you Ashley. Lovely sig, by the way. I have a thing for witches.
    Oh my goodness was that flirting? Im not a witch in real life just play one via sig on evony forums..... lol
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    Yo momma so stupid and boring, she makes threads about yo momma jokes.

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    Yo momma is such a sloppy drunk, I thought she was David Hasselhoff! (thank you, Meet The Spartans)

    Now one of my own:
    Your momma is fat, the space in between her fat rolls are being advertised as the new Grand Canyon!

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    yo momma is so ugly she looks like you!!!

    yo momma so stupid she made a water proof teabag

    yo momma so ugly when she went 2 the zoo animals pointed at her
    Last edited by Awsomesauce; 10-27-2009 at 07:46 PM. Reason: adding jokes!!

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    yo mamma so mamma she's yo mamma
    dont ask
    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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    I've had these shut down before, I will do so again. Prepare to meet your maker. Yes, I mean FoxyBunny. RAWR!
    If something seems too good to be true, you're supposed to shoot it just in case.

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    yo mama is so fat a whale washed up on a beach and said we are family evean though your fater them me

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