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    When a guy/girl asks you out and your first question is "How much prestige do you have?"

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    when you quit evony

    nice and simple from me...lol
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    when you go to bed and set alarm to wake up when one of those long researches finish and the wife asks" what you doing and you lie about going to the toilet"

    dear god only been playing for three weeks and junkie already ; )

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    hehe nice additions people, and thanks for the compliments on this thread. when I still played wow this kinda threads kept me entertained for a long while =).

    some more:

    ...when in a college class, you check the evony forums outta boredom.

    ...when your girlfriend or wife actually accepts that you play evony and need to queue just a few more troops before getting back to her.

    ...when you call your cousin, who also plays evony, to check out your battle report cuz youve been attacked recently.

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    ... When you get a little teary eyed because it's almost your 6 month evony anniversary.
    ... You have a list of over 100 coords unlabeled in a text document, and know what every one of them is.
    ... You know the names of all of your heroes by heart and what their stats are.
    ... You start naming stuff in real life after your heroes.
    ... You had a dream that you were being attacked so you logged in to find out it was only a nightmare.
    ... You realize that you're having nightmares about a video game.
    ... You talk to your friends and the only thing new you have to talk about is evony.
    ... You remember back when you could farm above level 5s with ballista.
    ... You start to believe that the clouds floating above your resource fields are out to get you.
    ... You always speak in sentences that would fit in chat.
    ... Your highest attack hero gaining a level is an emotional experience.
    ... Someone declares themselves a mighty warrior and you automatically think "Warriors are lame, should use swords."
    ... You swing by the library on your way home so you can start training troops sooner.
    All attempts at humor are probably the result of sleep deprivation.

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    LOL these type of threads always crack me up
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    You know you played too much when you think of your daily routines in terms of food, lumber, stone, iron and gold.

    Writing an assignment requires 100 food and 200 lumber.
    Getting a N1H1 flu shot before anyone else requires 50 iron and 1000 gold.
    Getting a new car requires 30000 iron and 10000 stones.

    Nabonassar.

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    while kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend, you are making sure you got enough wood in evony.

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    When your boyfriend logs on and npcs your cities. leaving you with nothing even when you had promised to quit and already had given away cities and resources

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    When you are done waiting for the non-existent technicians to carry out the wipe of inactive players that should have happened well over a month ago.

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