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    wow...that's umm.. some list. Thanks...

    Quote Originally Posted by xizer View Post
    -When you are ranked in the Top 100.

    -When you play Evony and have no Job.

    -When you are Using Drugs and doing nothing, except playing Evony.

    -When you Like to play Evony more then *** a Hot Babe!

    -When you Suicide because you got hacked!

    -When you want to kill your childrens instead of leaving The game Evony.

    Thats mine hope u like it
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    -When your fellow guild members ask you if you ever sleep?

    -When same guild members ask you to run their accounts when they go on vacation

    -When you get vacation time, you think great I can play more often.

    -When you have multiple accounts on the same server.

    -When one of your goals is to get a level 10 warehose to max your research.

    -When you never need scripts because you just capture level 10 barbarian cities

    -When you destroy the stable, workshop, and forge in your newly captured barbarian cities.

    -When you give your home/cell number so people can wake you up if attacked.

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    -when you find yourself laughing
    -when you get bored of killing red flags
    -when your kids ask you "dad why are you laughing and never sleep"
    -when all your building are lvl10
    -when no ones attack/scout you for almost 3months of play
    -when you realize that evony take your life
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    ~you wonder why as a U.S. army commander sending a rainbow with your strike force really didn't help
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    You think this is a serious thread.....
    You become embarrased because you actually do 99% of the things that people are writing about....
    You come on the forum because the server is down and you need your fix of Evony....
    Last edited by boh; 11-05-2009 at 06:44 AM.

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    -when u go on the forum when the servers down, just to write in some random thread

    -when u buy a suit of armour so u can sit and play

    -when u dream of some fantastic end game scenario (like dragon wars of some geeky thing)

    -when u spend all day attacking lvl 10 cities

    -when you abandon valleys before maintenance so you can recapture at a highr level afterwards

    dont laugh im serious i do all those things! im wearing armour RIGHT NOW!

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    - you think all doves are red
    - your alliance thinks you're from 4 different continents coz you are never asleep
    - you laugh hysterically when you win a junior battalion on the wheel...again
    - when someone says 'old macdonald had a farm', you think 'what level? and how how many ballistas was he using'
    - you understand that balls and rams is not a sexual joke
    - you dont care that balls and rams is not a sexual joke and try and use them in a smutty way anyway

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    -When you say you're a commodities trader, but don't have any RL stock.
    -When someone asks you for the market price on something, and you look at your Marketplace for the answer.
    -When you introduce yourself with your Evony Lord/Lady name...while sober AND awake.
    -Someone asks you for your education levels...and you list your research levels.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

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    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you sign up.
    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you start to think it's a good game.
    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you're screen has the flashing icons burnt into it.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    - when u got hundreds of pages of battle reports vs npc an valleys with 0 medals and dont wonder why

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