- you think all doves are red
- your alliance thinks you're from 4 different continents coz you are never asleep
- you laugh hysterically when you win a junior battalion on the wheel...again
- when someone says 'old macdonald had a farm', you think 'what level? and how how many ballistas was he using'
- you understand that balls and rams is not a sexual joke
- you dont care that balls and rams is not a sexual joke and try and use them in a smutty way anyway