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    ... When you get a little teary eyed because it's almost your 6 month evony anniversary.
    ... You have a list of over 100 coords unlabeled in a text document, and know what every one of them is.
    ... You know the names of all of your heroes by heart and what their stats are.
    ... You start naming stuff in real life after your heroes.
    ... You had a dream that you were being attacked so you logged in to find out it was only a nightmare.
    ... You realize that you're having nightmares about a video game.
    ... You talk to your friends and the only thing new you have to talk about is evony.
    ... You remember back when you could farm above level 5s with ballista.
    ... You start to believe that the clouds floating above your resource fields are out to get you.
    ... You always speak in sentences that would fit in chat.
    ... Your highest attack hero gaining a level is an emotional experience.
    ... Someone declares themselves a mighty warrior and you automatically think "Warriors are lame, should use swords."
    ... You swing by the library on your way home so you can start training troops sooner.
    All attempts at humor are probably the result of sleep deprivation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Demadaha* View Post
    ... When you get a little teary eyed because it's almost your 6 month evony anniversary.
    ... You have a list of over 100 coords unlabeled in a text document, and know what every one of them is.
    ... You know the names of all of your heroes by heart and what their stats are.
    ... You start naming stuff in real life after your heroes.
    ... You had a dream that you were being attacked so you logged in to find out it was only a nightmare.
    ... You realize that you're having nightmares about a video game.
    ... You talk to your friends and the only thing new you have to talk about is evony.
    ... You remember back when you could farm above level 5s with ballista.
    ... You start to believe that the clouds floating above your resource fields are out to get you.
    ... You always speak in sentences that would fit in chat.
    ... Your highest attack hero gaining a level is an emotional experience.
    ... Someone declares themselves a mighty warrior and you automatically think "Warriors are lame, should use swords."
    ... You swing by the library on your way home so you can start training troops sooner.
    lol i do that
    lmao i inspired that
    Quote Originally Posted by Mornensin;
    First, Seto where you live that you trip over a herped penguin?
    Quote Originally Posted by trogdor1316 View Post
    Using these ten steps, you will have:
    a. Been arrested for statutory rape
    b. Acquired a good night's sleep

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    When you are talking to your son and you refer to your husband by his lord's name.

    When your son knows who you are talking about when you do this.


    (I actually did that not long ago)

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    When you plan a real vacation to some exotic location (Maui, the Bahamas, Bermuda, world cruise, etc.) ... and you tell you tell your travel agent that your hotel, ship, or whatever - absoutely MUST have fast DSL.

    When you win that actual dream vaction on a popular TV game show, but then refuse to go because the out of the way dream resort only has dial-up.

    When you get picked as a contestant for that said game show, and decide not to go (even though you placed in the top 10 out of 100,000 auditions) becaue you wont have the free time to log in.

    When all of the above applies even though you could buy some cents and use Evony vacation time.

    When all of the above applies and you dont want to go wherever - even after you win 10,000 cents on the wheel.

    When you are in the U.S. Armed forces, and your unit gets called up - but you decide to go AWOL - not because you object to going and fighting in a real war - but because that will take time out from your game (even though you won 10,000 cents on 10 lucky spins.)

    When that arrest you for desertion in the real army and send you to Federal prison -- but hey its one of those "country club prisons" and you have permission to play the game from the prison library 12 hours a day (and you spend some of your game cents on truce the other 12 hours).

    When your game cents run out - so you and your fellow inmates plan a real prison riot ...

    When someone invents "real time travel" and tells you that you could go back in time and get out of this mess - but you would have to go back to the 13th century or so -- so you say why not!

    When you arrive in the 13th century - thinking how great it would be to become a Lord over most of Europe -- but then get killed by a real Pikeman. But hey -- at least that avoids causing a time travel paradox, which of course would have put you into a different game altogether.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister-G View Post
    When you plan a real vacation to some exotic location (Maui, the Bahamas, Bermuda, world cruise, etc.) ... and you tell you tell your travel agent that your hotel, ship, or whatever - absoutely MUST have fast DSL.

    When you win that actual dream vaction on a popular TV game show, but then refuse to go because the out of the way dream resort only has dial-up.

    When you get picked as a contestant for that said game show, and decide not to go (even though you placed in the top 10 out of 100,000 auditions) becaue you wont have the free time to log in.

    When all of the above applies even though you could buy some cents and use Evony vacation time.

    When all of the above applies and you dont want to go wherever - even after you win 10,000 cents on the wheel.

    When you are in the U.S. Armed forces, and your unit gets called up - but you decide to go AWOL - not because you object to going and fighting in a real war - but because that will take time out from your game (even though you won 10,000 cents on 10 lucky spins.)

    When that arrest you for desertion in the real army and send you to Federal prison -- but hey its one of those "country club prisons" and you have permission to play the game from the prison library 12 hours a day (and you spend some of your game cents on truce the other 12 hours).

    When your game cents run out - so you and your fellow inmates plan a real prison riot ...

    When someone invents "real time travel" and tells you that you could go back in time and get out of this mess - but you would have to go back to the 13th century or so -- so you say why not!

    When you arrive in the 13th century - thinking how great it would be to become a Lord over most of Europe -- but then get killed by a real Pikeman. But hey -- at least that avoids causing a time travel paradox, which of course would have put you into a different game altogether.
    Hahaha, I actually believed your story, untill reading through the last half of em :P

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