... When you get a little teary eyed because it's almost your 6 month evony anniversary.
... You have a list of over 100 coords unlabeled in a text document, and know what every one of them is.
... You know the names of all of your heroes by heart and what their stats are.
... You start naming stuff in real life after your heroes.
... You had a dream that you were being attacked so you logged in to find out it was only a nightmare.
... You realize that you're having nightmares about a video game.
... You talk to your friends and the only thing new you have to talk about is evony.
... You remember back when you could farm above level 5s with ballista.
... You start to believe that the clouds floating above your resource fields are out to get you.
... You always speak in sentences that would fit in chat.
... Your highest attack hero gaining a level is an emotional experience.
... Someone declares themselves a mighty warrior and you automatically think "Warriors are lame, should use swords."
... You swing by the library on your way home so you can start training troops sooner.
All attempts at humor are probably the result of sleep deprivation.
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