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    - you think all doves are red
    - your alliance thinks you're from 4 different continents coz you are never asleep
    - you laugh hysterically when you win a junior battalion on the wheel...again
    - when someone says 'old macdonald had a farm', you think 'what level? and how how many ballistas was he using'
    - you understand that balls and rams is not a sexual joke
    - you dont care that balls and rams is not a sexual joke and try and use them in a smutty way anyway

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    -When you say you're a commodities trader, but don't have any RL stock.
    -When someone asks you for the market price on something, and you look at your Marketplace for the answer.
    -When you introduce yourself with your Evony Lord/Lady name...while sober AND awake.
    -Someone asks you for your education levels...and you list your research levels.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

    In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

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    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you sign up.
    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you start to think it's a good game.
    You know you've been playing Evony too much when you're screen has the flashing icons burnt into it.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    - when u got hundreds of pages of battle reports vs npc an valleys with 0 medals and dont wonder why

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    I usually dont bump, but seeing that the entertainment grade of this thread is so lovely: gief more!

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    You know you play too much when you actively debate starting a fight with your wife so she will go to her moms house and you can do a Mountain Dew fueled all weekend teleport attack on your enemy.

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    -When your wife gives in and starts babysitting your account while you're at work and then becomes addicted herself (*said wife here*)

    -When your kids ask you *** insert question here *** and you respond, after I send out one more attack wave.

    -When addicted husband starts bugging YOU about getting off evony to spend time with him

    cha pathetic, but funny

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    Default no sh!t

    when....

    you've played for over 2 months waiting on improvements and the game has only gotten worse
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    "Is an instant of purity worth more than a lifetime of lies?" - Anon

    Quote Originally Posted by criplockin View Post
    You failed so effing hard you broke my fail pic.

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    -When you get absorbed into the forums
    -Everyone asks, "are you there?"
    -You hide in a cave with a laptop and Evony police search for you(lol)

    Thank you captian Virk!

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    -When you are Host and ViceHost already, and start a 3rd server

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