Ninjas vs Pirates

[Skirata]

Ninjas FTW!

[Odetothefallen]

Dude ur russian u cant vote
Nah just joking
Pirates rule, tho

[Milonius]

Here is a simple scenario.

*pirates are going into battle*
Pirates: ARRRR!!!
*the ARRs make the pirates stand out*
*ninja sneak up on them*
*pirate necks are snapped*

[Odetothefallen]

Or
Ninjas sneak up to the pirates
But pirates see them, because they cant swim
BOOM canon'ed in the head

[woody513]

Here is a simple scenario.

*pirates are going into battle*
Pirates: ARRRR!!!
*the ARRs make the pirates stand out*
*ninja sneak up on them*
*pirate necks are snapped*

Yup ninjas own.

[King Dylan]

I say ninjas! They got the cooler looking skills and weapons. The pirates are just old men who drink beer all day with old guns.

What about Modern pirates? They are guerillas who play with AK-47's. But I would still say Ninjas. They can be hidden in the shadows where now one can see them.

[CandleLite]

i can hide in the shadows and not be seen, its not that hard or cool. i say pirates becuase thats something i couldnt do haha

[woody513]

What about Modern pirates? They are guerillas who play with AK-47's. But I would still say Ninjas. They can be hidden in the shadows where now one can see them.

Modern pirates are guys who's farmland is destroyed. They then kidnap British tourists. Gordon Brown comes along and says "Give back my people." And the pirates say "Screw you give us 4 million pounds." Then Gordon Brown says "No, we not negotiate with terrorists. We attack you!" And then the pirates release the tourists and voil?! All you need is a burly, Scottish prime minister with one working eye.

[raynetwilight]

i can hide in the shadows and not be seen, its not that hard or cool. i say pirates becuase thats something i couldnt do haha

I have to concur.

[StormSurge]

Here is what happens in a pirate v Ninja encounter.

Pirate yells, firing pistol wildly.
Ninja appears from behind the pirate, and the pirate is dead before he hits the ground.

The End.