Quote Originally Posted by StormSurge View Post
Well, why do you think it's great to be a [insert gender here]?

10: I can write my name in the snow.
9: I don't need a bathroom to relieve my bladder. The world is my toilet!
8: I can pee standing up.
7: Society doesn't try and trap me into looking certain ways, or wearing extremely tight clothes.
6: Women expect me to be stupid because I'm a man. Advantage: ME!
5: When I am stupid, it's normal.
4: Looks aren't as important for men as for women.
3: Wear a cup, and we have no physical weakness.
2: We look older at a younger age, meaning we get asked for ID less in liqour stores and smoke shops.
1: I dream about sleeping with women.
Fixed it for you storm.