Quote Originally Posted by Starlight View Post
I think the mayans just got bored. I mean, their calendar had to end sometime.
Exactly. I bet they had this guy chiseling calendars into a rock wall for his entire life, and when he got to 2012, he just said "F--- THIS!", bought some parachutes, tons of booze, and a few hookers, then jumped out of a plane and had the raddest midair orgy ever before they all landed in a volcano.

A VOLCANO MADE OF EPICNESS!!!