At the mall. I barely returned alive. Twilight fans. Hundreds of them. Cackling like hyenas. They smelled my hate. Stole my maglite. Beat me near to death. Tried to drink my blood.

/end exaggeration.

There were hundreds of them. And they were cackling. But they didn't attack me. I was really tempted to see what would happen if I just shouted "Twilight sucks" though....