Lol, alright i know this is a bit random... and might even be considered spamming... but i dont even create many threads myself so gimme a break :P

I noticed Lord Arumen and Wildor brought into subject Monty Python in a previous thread and well, i couldnt resist... i like Monty Python almost as much as Pie.

So post here your favorite Quotes from Monty Python!

Im gonna do all mine from Life Of Brian... and of course one from The Holy Grail.

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.


Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?


Brians mother: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Brians mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Brians mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Brians mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.


Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!


And The Greatest Monty Python Quote Ever: From Holy Grail

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.