Lol, the bridge of death one is good too .

Im surprised nobody has trashed the thread yet lol


?We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!?

?-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better...?


[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.