Funny World Chat

[michelynn]

Some very early morning alliance chat that I saved because I knew one of the members would be too drunk to remember the chat the next morning, lol. Its long but worth the read.


<0:58>[11111]: ah, going to fast for it

<0:58>[11111]: gotta hold my mouse on the button a little longer

<0:59>[22222]: Is that why I keep inexplicably giggling? *;P

<0:59>[11111]: cuz your glitchy? yes you are

<1:0>[33333]: yawn...

<1:0>[33333]: time for eddie bye

<1:0>[33333]: beddie

<1:0>[22222]: Aw. *huggles him* But i'll MISS you!!!

<1:2>[33333]: ty... try to be good while I'm gone from here...

<1:2>[33333]: "group hug"!

<1:2>[22222]: What is this "good"?

<1:3>[11111]: gn DrJ

<1:3>[22222]: Does it involve putting clothes on before hugging an officer?

<1:3>[11111]: I wont be far behind

<1:3>[22222]: Bit late for that.

<1:3>[44444]: bye DJ

<1:3>[11111]: hiya 44444

<1:3>[33333]: nite now

<1:3>[44444]: ah you came out to play

<1:4>[22222]: Whose playing with whom now?

<1:5>[44444]: wouldnt you like to know

<1:6>[22222]: ... kinda would, yeah.

<1:6>[22222]: Are they playing doctor?

<1:8>[44444]: she is being shy

<1:8>[11111]: thats on the agenda for tomorrow 22222

<1:9>[11111]: actually, *have a couple chats going on

<1:9>[11111]: lol, getting rid of them

<1:9>[44444]: its cops and robbers tonight

<1:10>[22222]: Ooo... I wanna be a robber!

<1:10>[22222]: I always play a thief class when they're available.

<1:10>[22222]: Hahaha, Oh Oblivion.... you can literally pick up anything not tied down.

<1:11>[11111]: lol, and here I was thinking it was because you liked to be caught and handcuffed

<1:12>[22222]: Gah, no.

<1:12>[22222]: It always SOUNDS fun. But let me tell you... nothing is worse than a man who realizes you can't fight back.

<1:12>[44444]: oh ha ha scoutted me

<1:12>[22222]: That's the time my hubby does things like broadside me upside the face with his tongue.

<1:13>[11111]: lol

<1:13>[11111]: hey better than a dutch oven

<1:14>[22222]: OMG, please never talk to him.

<1:14>[22222]: The last thing he needs is ideas.

<1:14>[44444]: lol

<1:14>[11111]: lmao

<1:15>[55555]: grrr..cannot tell where I left off in chat...every time any of you press enter...I lose my reading spot...evony be darned

<1:15>[22222]: hey

<1:15>[22222]: lady

<1:15>[22222]: is

<1:15>[22222]: this

<1:15>[22222]: annoying

<1:15>[22222]: you?

<1:15>[11111]: lol, I had to copy and paste chat into notepad so I could read it

<1:15>[55555]: aw hell..just get naked and hug an officer...they deserve it!!

<1:16>[22222]: lmao

<1:16>[22222]: D*mn, you got to that part!

<1:16>[55555]: I am *agood reader...lol

<1:17>[44444]: let me get my hat on

<1:17>[55555]: lol..finally gettin some past chat..22222 does your husband*your face?

<1:17>From [22222] : The intro is like a weird choppy run-on sentence. The body is good, but will get better with a bit of input to flesh it out.

<1:18>[22222]: ... I hope that's*

<1:18>[55555]: seems so

<1:18>[55555]: oik

<1:18>[22222]: He does weird things.

<1:18>[55555]: L withan I second and a ck next..darn evony anyway

<1:18>[22222]: He thinks it's funny when I jump and skreetch.

<1:19>[55555]: kik'

<1:19>[55555]: oh I mean lol

<1:19>[55555]: not kik

<1:19>[55555]: fingers on wrong keys

<1:19>[22222]: My least favorite is when he poked my*with the egg and went "Eggs go in HERE!!!"

<1:19>[22222]: ... and then kept doing that for 2 or 3 months afterwards.

<1:20>[55555]: musta been your booty...lol

<1:20>[55555]: kik'

<1:20>[55555]: i mean lol

<1:20>[22222]: "NO! Nothing goes in there!!! BAD, husband, BAD!!!"

<1:20>[55555]: did you have a baby too

<1:20>[22222]: "No touchy! Not for you!"

<1:20>[22222]: no.

<1:20>[55555]: shame..you ar e missin' out

<1:21>[22222]: on the baby having?

<1:21>[55555]: all of it....LOL

<1:21>[22222]: Or having an egg shoved up my baby having part?

<1:21>[55555]: no

<1:21>[55555]: what

<1:21>[55555]: ??

<1:21>[55555]: waht

<1:22>[55555]: ?

<1:22>[11111]: lmao I have to copy this to show it to you tomorrow angel

<1:22>[55555]: only if it is a 16 of a centemeter

<1:22>[55555]: lo

<1:22>[55555]: l

<1:22>[55555]: yes

<1:22>[55555]: you should

<1:22>[22222]: I don't want any eggs anywhere.

<1:22>[55555]: I will forget and I dont copy and past e now...LOL

<1:23>[22222]: Oh, gawd, imagine if it cracked???

<1:23>[55555]: fun...not farming though

<1:23>[55555]: lol

<1:23>[55555]: jesssze...cracked????

<1:23>[55555]: shame..need to work it

<1:24>[22222]: *covers her eyes*



1:25>[44444]: farming last thing on my mind, ans I thought Sailors talked about weird stuff

<1:25>[22222]: I do not want to try eggs, tyvm.

<1:25>[22222]: That is why it makes me skreetch.

<1:25>[55555]: yes, the soft yolk? eggs what the heck DW

<1:25>[11111]: I admit to being adventurous but eggs never crossed my mind, lol

<1:26>[22222]: Now, the egg shaped toys, maybe.... Mmmm.... vibrations...

<1:26>[22222]: .... If I ever had a filter, the AM's take it off worse than alcohol, lol.

<1:27>[22222]: Alcohol, I realize I'm gonna f* up and I watch myself.... sleepy, I forget.

<1:28>[11111]: 66666 you around?

<1:30>[11111]: hey 55555?

<1:31>[11111]: I bet she an 66666 are raiding the fridge

<1:31>[22222]: For eggs?

<1:31>[11111]: lol

<1:32>[22222]: I don't think she was really following that well, lol.

<1:32>[66666]: I'm here now. Just finished cleaning up from the drink 55555 spilled on me.

<1:32>[11111]: oh okay,lol

<1:33>[11111]: you need to read this mess

<1:33>[66666]: I tried...I can't make heads or tails of it. lol

<1:33>[22222]: That's common in the best of times when I talk.

<1:33>[44444]: you missed alot man

<1:34>[11111]: well, lol, tell me this, have you and 55555 been bringing eggs into the bedroom?

<1:34>[22222]: Yes. I am curious about that as well.

<1:34>[66666]: lol Not that I recall. *But, if 22222 doesn't stop talking about them, I'm not sure what 55555 will do. lol

<1:35>[11111]: cuz according to 55555 we are missing out, rotflmao

<1:35>[22222]: I am wholey NOT supporting eggs in bedroom play.

<1:35>[55555]: hell yes you miss out

<1:35>[44444]: ok peolpe l hate to go, its realy late here

<1:35>[55555]: and only eggs over medium

<1:35>[66666]: 22222 started the whole thing when she talked about her husband putting the eggs somewhere. And all we saw was an *

<1:36>[55555]: nite stork

<1:36>[11111]: okay so fried eggs

<1:36>[22222]: Right up there with bananas on the "situations that can get worse than a visit to your lady doctor" list.

<1:36>[55555]: 44444

<1:36>[22222]: lol

<1:36>[66666]: lol

<1:36>[55555]: t*

<1:36>[11111]: gn 44444

<1:36>[44444]: 3 time is a charm

<1:36>[66666]: 22222....be quiet. lol *You're causing all kinds of trouble. lol

<1:36>[55555]: lol..nite 44444..got it right this time...

<1:37>[55555]: what trouble is 22222 causing?

<1:37>[66666]: Bananas and eggs....I don't want to know when the watermelon comes into play. lol

<1:37>[55555]: I have to copy and paste chat...I dont like that

<1:37>[11111]: OMG, LMAO

<1:37>[55555]: yuck bananas

<1:37>[55555]: nasty

<1:37>[55555]: siorta

<1:38>[55555]: can accept a limited engagement though

<1:38>[55555]: ;p;

<1:38>[55555]: i mean lol

<1:38>[22222]: OMG, no.

<1:38>[22222]: No bananas, no eggs.

<1:38>[22222]: No means no!

<1:38>[55555]: dang I like eggs *not banana

<1:38>[66666]: lol *I don't even have a clue what we're talking about. lol

<1:39>[55555]: shame on me...I should get away before I say something I shouldnt

<1:39>[22222]: I don't like either.

<1:39>[11111]: *makes a note not to eat the eggs at 55555*

<1:39>[22222]: I thought I had already set the precedent to do just that?

<1:39>[22222]: lol

<1:39>[55555]: breakfast, you are hungary

<1:40>[11111]: okay, I am going to sleep, good nite all

<1:40>[22222]: Night, cutie.

<1:40>[22222]: Naked huggles 4 u!

<1:41>[55555]: nite you...dont worry yourself about what I might say after you sleep

<1:41>[55555]: naked

<1:41>[55555]: nice

<1:41>[55555]: lol

<1:41>[22222]: I'm a little worried.

<1:42>[55555]: no

<1:42>[55555]: all nakes is good

<1:42>[22222]: Most of the time.

<1:42>[22222]: It gets a bit awkward going to get the mail.

<1:43>[55555]: no just look at the happy pics..the ones you like.... **

<1:43>[22222]: .... I'm not telling an anecdote for that one.

<1:43>[55555]: ok..dont need one

<1:43>[55555]: lol

<1:43>[22222]: lol

<1:44>[55555]: imagination does wonders

<1:44>[55555]: I have to go on that note..

<1:44>[55555]: nite...day...wahtever...lol

<1:44>[22222]: Ok, honey. Pleasant dreamings, make sure I'm in 'em. *

[The Luda]

<12:38>[Isobel]: hey Iso
<12:38>[Isobel]: oophs
<12:38>[Isobel]: hey Pal
<12:38>[Palantir]: lmao
<12:38>[Luda]: bwahahahahha
<12:38>[Strat]: lol
<12:38>[Isobel]: that was a dumb moment
<12:38>[Luda]: ooooooh boy
<12:38>[Palantir]: Your time to be wasted..
<12:38>[rogue]: you,ve got a drinking buddy strat lol
<12:38>[Luda]: I am laughing so hard over here
<12:38>[Isobel]: shut up
<12:39>[Luda]: thank you Iso, I needed that
<12:39>[Isobel]: dam it
<12:39>[Strat]: yep..drinking/smoking buddy
<12:39>[Isobel]: that was so dumb
<12:39>[Luda]: hell yeah
<12:39>[Isobel]: drinking/smoking and salt and vinger chips
<12:39>[Isobel]: yum
<12:39>[Palantir]: Goodie..
<12:39>[rogue]: will the real iso pls stand up
<12:40>[Luda]: priceless.



It doesn't mean sadness, there's no feeling of rue
This Easter Bunny's simply fond of blue.

[lordsparta]

<13:3>[Shadoweye]: Psycho women
<13:5>[KnezBorna]: WHERE?!?
<13:8>[Shadoweye]: Here
<13:8>[Shadoweye]: Believe me, stay away
<13:8>[KnezBorna]: so what are gonna do?
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: I'm gonna sneak up quietly
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: From behind
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: Slowly...
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: Quietly...
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: And BANG
<13:9>[KnezBorna]: it
<13:9>[Shadoweye]: Got her
<13:9>[KnezBorna]: XD XD
<13:10>[Shadoweye]: If I'm lucky
<13:10>[Shadoweye]: If not, you'll never hear from me again
<13:10>[KnezBorna]: well good luck then
<13:11>[Shadoweye]: I'll needit
<13:11>[Shadoweye]: Be afraid
<13:11>[Shadoweye]: VERY afraid
<13:11>[KnezBorna]: i gotta admit I AM
<13:12>[Shadoweye]: THE HORROR
<13:12>[Shadoweye]: !!!!!
<13:12>[KnezBorna]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: Help
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: Call the police
<13:13>[KnezBorna]: 92?
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: The army
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: Argh!!!!
<13:13>[KnezBorna]: The navy
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: CIA
<13:13>[KnezBorna]: Run man
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: INTERPOL
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: CAN"T
<13:13>[Shadoweye]: Trapped
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: Argh!!!
<13:14>[KnezBorna]: OMG THE HORROR
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: h
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: e
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: l
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: p
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: -
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: Too
<13:14>[Shadoweye]: Late
<13:15>[Shadoweye]: !
<13:15>[KnezBorna]: !?!
<13:16>[KnezBorna]: so you are GONE?
<13:17>[KnezBorna]: THE HORROR,THE HORROR

[XxflamesxX]

<17:7>[XxFlamesxX]: I have been told to come into WC.... So.... I did it, hmmm.....not much going on.... YALL SUK. *scans room* tough crowd.
<17:8>[Bartholomew Drake]: lol Hey Flames.....
<17:8>[XxFlamesxX]: *jumps on Drakey*
<17:9>[Bartholomew Drake]: You been gone to long flames, alota new faces now
<17:9>[XxFlamesxX]: I know, tis disorintating.
Lady ThunderLad gained 1 Civil Code(worth 50 Cents) from Amulet!
<17:10>[Ladyred]: if anyone can make her way through it it is flames
<17:10>[Cymru]: *throws eggs at Flames* Shet, that was breakfast, guess you'll have to come down here and make me something else
<17:10>[Bartholomew Drake]: holiday does that to the best of us
<17:10>[XxFlamesxX]: Still the pink and the mail box is filling up with the old faces!
<17:11>[XxFlamesxX]: Tis ok, Twas chocolate Eggs, THEYRE MINE NOW BIATCH
<17:11>[Bartholomew Drake]: cool... teach you stay away so long flames
<17:11>[XxFlamesxX]: See what you do to me drake, You get me in WC and people start talking out here, its like this place has missed me or something
<17:12>[Cymru]: hey i want them back then, I thought they were just really old hard boiled eggs. That was my special stash I was saving
<17:12>[Bartholomew Drake]: thats what flames does!!
<17:12>[XxFlamesxX]: Nope..... MY CHOCO EGGS NOW BACK THE FECK UP !
<17:12>[XxFlamesxX]: How;d ya know!
<17:13>[Ladyred]: smack him around some flames
<17:13>[XxFlamesxX]: *Melts the eggs down to make a choco pit insted of the jello pit*
<17:13>[XxFlamesxX]: *Pushes Drakey in*
<17:13>[Cymru]: hey hey hey, i thought that was our "little thing in the closet" red, and i think she got the egg i was saving for you
<17:13>[NedDread]: mmm choco pit..
<17:13>[rogue]: choco pit
<17:14>[Ladyred]: *sighs*
<17:15>[Sir Gamm]: *tries to hold Ned back before he jumps into the chocolate*
<17:15>[XxFlamesxX]: *picks up muse and chucks her in too*
<17:15>[NedDread]: eurgh...damn you gamm.. *struggles*
<17:15>[Sir Gamm]: lol
<17:16>[LadyMusing]: Yes!!! Flamesssssssss is back.....where all saved from boredom!!! Yeehawwwwwwww!!!! Grabs Flames and throws Choc on her!!!
<17:16>[rogue]: [shoves gamm into pit with ned hehehe
<17:16>[NedDread]: oops was that a bag of strawberries i dragged in with me??
<17:16>[NedDread]: *Splaaash!!*
<17:17>[Ladyred]: ummm monday not thursday
<17:17>[LadyMusing]: Hey(;ulls up a can of whip cream) How did this get in here??
<17:17>[NedDread]: lmao
<17:17>[XxFlamesxX]: *jumps on muse and draggs her under*
<17:17>[GodsWrath]: hi all
<17:17>[Ladyred]: hi luv
<17:17>[LadyMusing]: ((sprays whip cream all over Flames)) Bring baby!!
<17:17>[Cymru]: the bigger question being where did that whip cream come out of Musing
<17:18>[Sir Gamm]: Damn you Rogue.. i just had my weekly bath
<17:18>[Cymru]: sup Hick
<17:18>[Sir Gamm]: :P
<17:18>[LadyMusing]: God I miss messing in WC with Flames!
<17:18>[rogue]: ty your welcome now move over make room for my spoon
<17:18>[LadyMusing]: ((Grabs Osiris...)) Come on honey...its party time!
<17:19>[GodsWrath]: got vid camra running
<17:19>[LadyMusing]: **sobs** Where is my Suchie??
<17:21>[Osiris]: woohoo lets get it on
<17:21>[XxFlamesxX]: *Grabs Cam and pushes Torm in*
<17:21>[Osiris]: oh hold on hun let me scrape this NewAge off my boots before we dance..

[DoubleM]

<7:29>[LordLola]: woke up this morning from the stranges dream,i was in the BIGGEST Army the world have ever seen! marching to the holy grail
Lord RabidDog gained 1 Speech Text(worth 100 Cents) from Amulet!
<7:31>[LordLola]: starting as 1, but then the Midgets joined ,OMG for the Holy grail
<7:31>[LordLola]: they where hidin in the snow,,,
<7:32>[LordLola]: and soon we where dying like flys!
<7:32>[Snake Plisken]: what the ***....can i have what you been smokin please
<7:32>[Buster]: id say that aint smoke.. thats prob a injected drug
<7:33>[LordLola]: HOLY GRAIL!!!!

[SaluBadsha]

not world chat but still funny

<19:47>[XxFlamesxX]: LUDA I HAVE AN EGG
<19:48>[Lilith]: most women have millions of them in a lifetime
<19:48>[lostsoul]: not a duck egg i hope flamesy lmao !!
<19:49>[Trigger2x]: is it a fertile egg?
<19:49>[XxFlamesxX]: I love you guys responses, they makes me giggle
<19:49>[Lilith]: fertile eggs will get you in trouble hence my four kids
<19:49>[Trigger2x]: notice she has not said what kind of egg it is?????
<19:50>[Cerberus]: what are you hatching this time flames?
<19:50>[Cerberus]: *goes on forums to post it*
<19:51>[Palantir]: *Giggle*
<19:51>[Luda]: Got your egg flamesy, thankyou!
<19:51>[Luda]: ive 10 now
<19:51>[Luda]: i think
<19:51>[XxFlamesxX]: Nice!
<19:51>[Trigger2x]: here we go, Suchie is spinning, Evony will lose 20 On Wars now
<19:51>[Cerberus]: lol trig
<19:52>[Palantir]: Puh trigger...
<19:52>[Luda]: were hatching a merge Cerb, haven't you heard?
<19:52>[Trigger2x]: Next Pal will join in and there won
<19:52>[Such]: nah i stopped trigg...im letting muse have them next
<19:52>[Trigger2x]: won't be any left

[Soulstrife]

<0:24>[Soulstrife]: i dont have a split personality
<0:24>[Soulstrife]: neither do i

i thought it was funny because sometimes i make myself laugh

[The Luda]

<22:20>[MrsCerb]: i make awesome jello shots tho
<22:21>[Jabba2]: enough to fill a pool?
<22:21>From [NEXUS] : hi]
<22:21>[Jabba2]: Flames! Luda! Get over here!
<22:21>[Jabba2]: got a job for you
<22:22>[MrsCerb]: a job?
<22:23>[MrsCerb]: i could fill a pool. B)
<22:23>From [NEXUS] : i wazz e ask if u
<22:23>[Jabba2]: perfect
<22:23>[Jabba2]: I think we need a case of grey goose
To [NEXUS]: have you been drinking?
<22:25>[Jabba2]: The English Eradicator v. the Dutch(?) Destroyer
<22:25>[MrsCerb]: Dutch will win, for sure
<22:25>[MrsCerb]: have you seen the mean kicks those dutchies do! XD
<22:25>[Jabba2]: I would tend to agree, flames is all talk and imaginary troops
<22:26>[MrsCerb]: well, youre right about the talks
<22:26>[Jabba2]: Well, the troops are real on here, but don't do much for jello wrestling
<22:26>[MrsCerb]: besides that, she cant even manage to jump through a kiddy play thing
<22:26>[Jabba2]: *shakes head*
<22:27>[MrsCerb]: She'll kill me if she saw this on wc tho
<22:27>[MrsCerb]: a battle could be really entertaining. Our fights on the forums seem to be the best
<22:28>[Jabba2]: if someone gave her a rope to hang herself with, she'd trip and break her neck on it!
<22:29>[MrsCerb]: probably! and she's not even a blonde

[evilmannikin]

<23:09> [Pulverised]: a professional crazy u might say
<23:09> [Johnson]: im a good crazy
<23:10> [Pulverised]: where i come from ... crazy is crazy , could be good , could be bad , but all the same
<23:10> [666manikin]: im only certified antisocial personality disorder with severe sociopathic tendencys...how you get crazy?
<23:11> [Pulverised]: drug induced
<23:11> [Pulverised]: thats all i can say
<23:11> [666manikin]: i go it all natural, its more fun that way
<23:11> [Johnson]: im a johnson so thats my excuse
<23:12> [Pulverised]: lol, could be worse , you could be canadian

[Cruelty]

<1:32>[Cruelty]: haydn does esme have a nice rack?
<1:35>[Haydn]: cruel, yes big racks lol
<1:35>[Cruelty]: hahaha
<1:35>[Cruelty]: full of milky goodness
<1:35>[LadyEsme]: ewww
<1:35>[Haydn]: yes sloshing side to side
<1:36>[LadyEsme]: *slaps cruel and haydn with the dirty mackerel*
<1:36>[Cruelty]: hahaha
<1:36>[Cruelty]: udders
<1:36>[LadyEsme]: I DO NOT HAVE UDDERS
<1:36>[Haydn]: yes they hang like udders

AC on s152
P.S Esme is currently a prego-saurus