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happy thanksgiving evony
There was a turkey eggroll born in the fryer at China Wall restaurant on 2450 Fake Street. Mr.Chen thought it would be a good way to rip off people with his new turkey eggroll. When it was fried it came out alive. Its name was Alex Mondello. Chuck Normis went to turkey Eggroll School he had straight A?s but then he got a B.
When Mr.Chen saw this he yelled and said ?The other turkey eggrolls are getting A?s and you get a B?. Chuck Normis then continued to get A? but 2 months later he got a D Mr.Chen was furious and disowned Chuck Normis then had to live off of welfare. He learned how to count and fly airplanes in Turkey Eggroll School. He was quite good at flying he only crashed ? flights. After he graduated with 1 month of experience of flying training by then he only crash the plane half the time.
He later became a national hero well almost the us government cover that up on one of his flights when he was about to crash he used his magical powers to teleport the plane on the Hudson river he figured on land would be to plain .The government for some reason doesn?t like people to know eggrolls are flying there planes for some reason. His grandfather was an astronaut he used an online form and he became a astronaut the next day. Chuck Normis get a flashback time
?So I get to bet an astronaut!? said Chuck?s Grandfather, ?I?m the happiest eggroll in the world?
?Well the thing is no one must know that you?re an eggroll like no one must know that JFK like Barney and teletubbies? Said the agent.
?Fine but can I at least put my butt print on the flag? Said the Chuck?s Grandfather.
?oh alright? said the agent
Chuck Normis decided after a year of flying he was getting to old. He then founded a religion call the religion of Andy after seeing how holy he was. He made it a combination of all religions except scientology the only catch is you have to pay to join the religion. Here is a sample of one of his meetings.
?Thanks to all the followers Andy has been quite rich? Said Chuck to himself.
?Let us give a moment of silence to our god and savior Andy ? said Chuck
Then Chuck's assistant said ?We are here today to give offering to Lord Andy ?Said Chuck?s assistant. Soon people pulled out their wallets to give Lord Andy an offering.
?Wait!? said Chuck?Andy has promise to give him a $100 bill each of you.? Then people immediately pulled out $100 and handed it to Alex. Then Lord Andy came he was also as it turn out an turkey eggroll and so while people examine his holiness he took the money and disappeared. Soon everyone was worshiping Andy if you didn?t you where faced with the death sentence.
Do you want to know what happen to Chuck Normis The turkey eggroll Died of Aids 3 years later.
The End to my ridiculous story.
ALSO WHEN IS AGE 2 GONNA COME OUT
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