Oh, but Y2K was very real! The whole 2012 thing is as well, and I have the stockpile to prove it!

Granted, we have only named it 2012 to distract you all. We're actually planning to unleash the apocalypse on March 16th, 2013. We figure by then you'll all be laughing and patting yourselves on the back at avoiding the impending destruction of all life as you know it and won't even notice the dark clouds.